what is the difference between a dog, and a stick? closest answer gets 10 points.
2006-08-23 10:30:34 · 9 answers · asked by ace striker 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no one is even close. try harder.
2006-08-23 12:42:11 · update #1
has anybody read Garfield, lately?
2006-08-23 12:43:09 · update #2
do any of you even know who Garfield the Cat is?
2006-08-26 14:20:10 · update #3
About 2 IQ points.
or
A stick won't slobber all over your shoes.
Hm.... maybe?
Or so I remember. Ah... classic Garfield. I miss the ol' feline.
2006-08-28 16:51:04 · answer #1 · answered by truthwillshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him. That's kind of stick-like, right?
2006-08-23 17:36:56 · answer #2 · answered by Starscape 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick's smarter?
2006-08-23 17:40:30 · answer #3 · answered by vegetariangirl91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A stick won't chase you.
A stick won't lick you.
A stick won't eat your food.
A stick don't need to go for a walk.
2006-08-23 17:36:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A stick won't hump your leg?
2006-08-23 18:05:26 · answer #5 · answered by Reca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
either a stick doesn't drool, or the stick doesn't fetch the dog...or something like that.
2006-08-23 17:34:30 · answer #6 · answered by beautyful2god 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the stick is smarter
2006-08-23 18:06:13 · answer #7 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dog can chase it
2006-08-23 18:31:01 · answer #8 · answered by irishchick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they just lay there doing nothing
2006-08-23 17:55:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋