why dont chicken lay eggs?....................................................................because if they drop them they'll brake!
why did the chicken cross the basket ball court?
.......................he heard that the coach was blowing fowls.
tell me your joke?
2006-08-23 10:19:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-24 17:47:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Although perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language, this joke is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.
One of the many word-plays on the television series M*A*S*H was spoken by Hawkeye when the power-mad Frank Burns ordered the entire unit to move just a few dozen yards for no reason at all: "Why is this chicken outfit crossing the road?"
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
A: To show the armadillo/opossum how it's done.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was too far to go around.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Colonel Sanders [of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame] was chasing it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see a man lay bricks.
In the film Stripes (done in march cadence):
Bill Murray: Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Platoon): To get from the left to the right!
Sometimes it is juxtaposed with another category of humor:
2006-08-24 08:08:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so -so
the first one should say
why DOES a chicken lay eggs?
I'm getting ready to post a bird one look for it.
2006-08-23 17:43:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why didn't the chicken pitch for the team?
He was always balking, ha ha
2006-08-23 17:31:36 · answer #4 · answered by detroitsports_fan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is a chicken, chicken?
coz a chicken is a chicken.
2006-08-23 17:22:05 · answer #5 · answered by Haider Ayub 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey chickey pie...chicken jokes are funny!
2006-08-23 17:31:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the turtle cross the road?.....to prove to the armadillo it could be done.
2006-08-23 17:42:24 · answer #7 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why did the cow cross the road? cuz the chicken was sick!!!!! (lol. lame i know)
2006-08-23 17:22:52 · answer #8 · answered by ajkash_desi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2006-08-23 17:45:21 · answer #9 · answered by roxi_biloxi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
About fifty-fifty. LOL.
2006-08-24 12:55:56 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋