I need them for my teacher, hes a huge OSU fan and Im a michigan fan, and in REALLY NEED some comebacks ! its only the 2nd day of school and ive already had to listen to the OSU fightsong 6 times, and probaly all of the michigan jokes.!,....
2006-08-23 10:08:09 · 5 answers · asked by indianschick24 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok, I dont want ones that make Ohio State sound GOOD! ones that make 'em sound stupid, and bad! lol... and please make em clean! thanks : )
2006-08-23 10:14:57 · update #1
Q: What is the difference between a dollar bill and OMU?
A: A dollar bill is good for 4 quarters.
Q: What do you get when you cross a OMU football player with a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: What do you call an OMU cheerleader with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: Why don't OMU fans let their kids play in the sand box?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of OMU fans?
A: A Whine Cellar
Q: An OSU fan and a Michigan fan are in the third grade. Who's bigger?
A: The OMU fan... he's 18 years old.
Q: How do you get all of the OMU grads out of your neighborhood?
A: Hide all of the cardboard boxes.
Q: What do you say to a OMU player in a 3 piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise?
Q: How do you keep a OMU player out of the endzone?
A: Put a classroom there.
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the OMU campus?
A: A visitor
Q: Why doesn't OMU have ice on their sidelines during games?
A: The guy with the recipe graduated.
Q: How do you get a OMU girl into an elevator?
A: Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
Q: Why do women in OMU wear high heels?
A: To keep their knuckles from dragging on the ground.
Q: What does a tornado and a OMU Grad have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
Q: What words do you most often hear from a career minded OMU graduate?
A: Would you like fries with that?"
Q: What are the three hardest years in the life of a OMU fan?
A: Second Grade.
Q: What do you get when you breed a pig with a OMU fan?
A: There are some things even pigs won't do.
Q: Why do the OMU grads hang their diplomas from the rearview mirror?
A: So they can park in the handicapped spaces.
Q: Why don't they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day at OMU?
A: It's too hard on the mule.
Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
A: OMU......He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
Q: What do you call a 200 lb. OMU cheerleader?
A: Anorexic
Q: How many OMU freshman does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course
Q: How many pallbearers would be needed for an OMU alumni funeral?
A: Two. A garbage can only has two handles.
Q: What do you call an OMU football player who has talent?
A: A product of Michigan.
Q: What is the difference between a dead dog on the freeway and a dead OMU fan on the freeway?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: What is the difference between OMU and Frosted Flakes?
A: Frosted Flakes know what to do in a Bowl.
Q: What is a OMU football player's favorite pick-up line?
A: Didn't we almost flunk out together?
Q: What is every OMU football player assigned upon arriving to campus?
A: A personal bail bondsman?
Q: How many OMU players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but he gets three credits for it.
Q: What is the difference between an OMU fan and a bucket of s#!%?
A: The bucket.
Q: What is long and hard on an OMU fan?
A: First Grade.
Q: What's the difference between OMU stadium and a porcupine?
A: OMU stadium has 100,000 pricks on the inside.
Q: Why did OMU football player stop having phone sex?
A: Because the little holes hurt too much.
Q: If 3 OMU players are in a car, then who is driving?
A: A police officer.
Q: How do you keep an OMU player from drowning??
A: Take your foot of of their head.
Q: How do you get an OMU grad off of your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: What does the average OMU student get on his SAT?
A: Drool
2006-08-24 06:40:31 · answer #1 · answered by Gonzo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michigan State Jokes
2016-10-05 12:50:36 · answer #2 · answered by cyrstal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it is W. Virginia. Ohio State is up there too. No wonder both are ranked. And look at the New England Patriots schedule, too. It is very weak. They have to play Pittsburgh and Indy and then the rest of the teams are not over .500. What is going on these days. I know it is wise to schedule a team early in the year as a tune up for a big win, but the whole season? What a joke!
2016-03-17 01:35:57 · answer #3 · answered by Aline 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH! The old Michigan and Buckeye rivalry ;) I have to give two points to your teacher for playing the OSU fight song =) I'm a Buckeye fan too! Have fun with that ;)
2006-08-23 10:12:13 · answer #4 · answered by Brian & Justin Fan! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is the opposite of Ohio?
O-bye-o
2015-04-15 02:33:45 · answer #5 · answered by Trevor 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what state is friendly??? O-HI-O
2006-08-23 10:11:23 · answer #6 · answered by casper 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋