after creating man ?
2006-08-23 09:51:35 · 15 answers · asked by a cottage by the sea 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Looks good enough from a distance. I'll make ALL their D***s that small!
2006-08-23 09:57:31 · answer #1 · answered by cocpony 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will have 2 create a women 2 b the superior in this race! As he quite blaitently can not tell him self appart from the apes!
2006-08-23 10:04:52 · answer #2 · answered by Lynz Lou XxX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOD SAYS ...
After creating man
In Genesis 2:16-17 "And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat: ... But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die."
GOD SAYS ...
After the fall of man
1. Be fruitful, multiply, and replenish the earth.
2. Rules over animal
3. Allow animal as food instead of grains, herb, and vegetables only
4. Eat not the blood of the animal
5. Do not murder
6. Execute men who commit murder
7. Keep God covenant eternally.
GOD SAYS ...
After giving his son as propitiation for our sins
Matthew 17:5 "... This is my beloved son whom am very well please, hear ye him"
Joshua 1:8 This book of the law shall not depart out of thy mouth; but thou shalt meditate therein day and night, that thou mayest observe to do according to all that is written therein: for then thou shalt make thy way prosperous, and then thou shalt have good success.
GOD WILL SAYS ...
In the last days to the wicked and to the righteous
Matthew 25:41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
Matthew 25:46 "... ... but the righteous into life eternal.
2006-08-23 10:41:19 · answer #3 · answered by NIGHT_WATCH 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Right! I'm off a beer and watch the fun really begin.
2006-08-23 10:52:52 · answer #4 · answered by TOG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adam & Eve: Hi God!
God:Um...I should have really thought this through, shouldn't I?
2006-08-23 09:54:51 · answer #5 · answered by roseyroses14 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What was I thinking, he ain't bright enough make it alone I'm going to have to create something to set him straight."
2006-08-23 10:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by Coco 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worship only Allah. Stay away from false gods and do not associate allah with anyone else
2006-08-24 05:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat, drink, be merry, be fruitful, and multiply, but don't borrow my car without asking!
2006-08-23 09:53:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rite im off for a dump
2006-08-23 09:54:36 · answer #9 · answered by Barson 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
realised vibrators would have to come in to play at some point!
2006-08-23 09:53:36 · answer #10 · answered by Vickezo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋