if you strapped a piece of buttered toast 2 a cats back, then dropped it off a roof, would the 2 forces cancel

Question

each other out ?

and by the way i love my 2cats very much, it is a joke question, glad to see some of you got it !! as if i would do it, its a joke theory !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

I think that the universe would be in such turmoil over which way to go, that time would stand still, either that or the cat /toast would just spin in mid-air causing a great sideways twister and cities would be destroyed, please don't do this.

Answer 2

Cats always land on their feet and buttered toast always lands face down, so it depends on which way the butter was facing.
Seriously though you sicko, a cat can seriously damage the roof plate in it's mouth even if it tries to jump from a fair old height - and if i ever catch you doing this i'll chop your nuts off!!

Answer 3

I actually tried this; the cat landed on its feet. I'm going to try again from a shorter building with a larger piece of toast.

Answer 4

It depends entirely on what way up the toast is when it's strapped to the cats back ;o)

Answer 5

I tried this out. My Cat sustained severe injuries and had to be put down. I also ruined a perfectly good slice of Toast.






I love Cats really!! Cats rule!!

Answer 6

If the cat gets up and eats the toast your right.
If the toast gets up and eats the cat your on drugs.
Could you butter a slice for me please?
(not the cat)

Answer 7

This question calls for an expirement. Lets gather up all the cats and drop them off our roofs with toast stapped on them! I hate cats.

Answer 8

Don't you think there's a risk that some irresponsible kids will think this is funny and try it? Don't you think you should delete the question?

Answer 9

i believe the cat will simply hit the ground, so the force is greater on the cat.

Answer 10

ONLY IF YOU DID IT 9 TIMES