Why did God put?

Question

Men on earth ?

some wicked answers Im rolling around laughing !!

Answer 1

vibrators were not invented yet!

Answer 2

How do you know 'God' put men on the Earth?
Or have you been reading that Fable book called "The Holy Bible". How can any sane person actually believe all that rubbish? God took one of Adam's ribs and carved it into a woman? What a pile of.... well, you can guess the rest.

But.. as this was obviously put as a jokey question I will answer in kind...

To the woman who said "vibrators were not invented yet! ", how can a vibrator make you breakfast in bed, mow the lawn, fix the car (And just about everything else in the home) go out and earn money for you to spend frivolously in shops, listen to your hard done by stories and put up with your mood swings?.. oh.. they haven't made one that does all that yet eh... shame... you will just have to make do with pretend sex.......

Anyway we all know 'God' never put men on Earth... we evolved from little amoeba type things... and yes... some men still have the mind of an amoeba ;oP

Answer 3

Man (Adam) put himself on the earth by ingesting the knowledge of both good and evil and receiving a death sentence. Man was banished from Paradise to prevent the "garden of God" from being contaminated with the evil that was now part of man. As long as Man has within himself even a tiny bit of the "forbidden fruit" that he has eaten, he cannot be allowed to return to Paradise. Thus, by his own hands, man has caused his own captivity. The words in the Scriptures is a record of God's efforts to free man from this captivity - and this despite the fact that, for the most part, man does not want to be freed.

Answer 4

First of all, God created Man because he was lonely. Then when He saw that Man was lonely, he created Woman. Satan tempted Woman with Forbidden Fruit, and she in turn tempted Man. Since they gave into temptation(and thus, sinned), God put them on Earth because they were no longer "perfect". This is also the reason why we must work so hard for food, etc and why women have periods and have pain during childbirth.

Answer 5

it's out of love that God placed men on earth, He wanted to create something that was in his own image and likeness, coz the angels and the animals are not made in His likeness. He rules has heaven to rule, we have earth. the difference between us and all other creation is dat we so much symbolize God that we can chose to be good or bad., the angels and animals dont choose, they can only do what they were designed to do.

God bless

Answer 6

Good question. They are infact completely pointless. I suspect that God put men on earth simply to p**s women off. I think this confirms that God was a man.

Answer 7

Do you want to know my answer? Well god put men on this Earth so women can have sombody to love and stop whinning about there boreddom! lol, no god put men on this earth to make females laugh!

Answer 8

Looks like, according to Genesis, he simply needed a farmer.

GENESIS 2:5
"And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was NOT A MAN TO TILL THE GROUND"

Does God get hungry?

Answer 9

Because He`s got a wicked sense of humour !!!.....and doesn`t take himself seriously. Oh,and so they could be in his image and get worshiped by woman and receive pleasure on earth...of course.It`s lonely in Heaven.

Answer 10

Well if there were no men how would we progress thru life, how would we breed and continue the circle of life, same if there were no women. We need each other, we cannot live without love and companionship.

Answer 11

Well, I think that he put men on earth for company...he doesn't need company but I just think that he wanted to. So that we could worship him