will get 10 points.
2006-08-23 09:13:02 · 12 answers · asked by Joe 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."
They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the shore.
The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.
"Look," she said, "I may have agreed to the the blow j*b, but there's no way, I'm swallowing seamen!"
2006-08-23 10:39:09 · answer #1 · answered by kokubenji 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hope these terms&translations becomes handy when visiting china..on your vacation...:) p.s thx *tess*
1. That's not right - Sum Ting Wong
2. Are u harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao
4. Small horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
5. Did u go to the beach? - Wai Yo So Tan
6. I bumped into a coffee table- Ai Bang Mai Fri Kin Ni
7. It's very dark in here - Wao So Dim
8. I thought u were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching
9. This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
10. Our meeting is scheduled for
next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
11. Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
12. He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
13. You like chow mein(chinese noodles) - Yu Stin Ki Pu
14. Great - Fa Kin Su Pah
15.Have a good day - Yu Mai Chin Tai Bling
enjoy- En Choy
2006-08-23 16:32:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok....here is a true story!!!! I read it somewhere!!
There was a guy who just turned 18...today was his 18th birthday!
His parents went out to dinner and he decided to call his girlfreind over to do a little something-something (if you know what I mean)
Anyway, while they were having sex, the phone rang.
The boy, being the only one in the house, decided to give his girlfreind a piggy back ride downstairs to answer the phone. She agreed. Butt naked, and his naked girlfreind on his back, he started to go downstairs. Now his stairs lead straight into a huge living room and all the lighhts were turned off and as he reached fothe bottom of the stairs.......the lights turned on and everybody yelled "SURPRISE!!!" There he was, blushing to death (so was his girlfreind) BUTT-NAKED (with all of his privates showing) with his girl on his back...while his friends, family, relatives neighbors, people he knew,etc gaped in horror!!! His family never ever planned a surprise party since!
2006-08-23 16:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
2006-08-23 16:25:32 · answer #4 · answered by Amer O 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cosmo from the fairly odd parents
"Rabies! don't forget the rabies! Everything tastes good with rabies!"
"Cheeeeeese! Cheese pants mountain! They said it didn't exist, they though I was crazy, and I knew!"
Gir from Invader zim:
I need tacos! If I don't have tacos i will explode!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSRLBY_17t4
2006-08-23 17:14:39 · answer #5 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is interesting.. why is it that humans from different parts of the world can't understand each other... but if you grab a dog from China and another one from Argentina, they can understand each other!
2006-08-23 16:18:00 · answer #6 · answered by Limon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well let me try.......my friend's geno & rob were setin' off firework for the forth of july & they pulled out their m-80's & rob set one off one under a metal pie pan than geno took one & lit it & through it down over the hill & the green light lit up so he turned around & said "thats a dud" than it whent off!!!! he jumped yay high *holdin' hand 4 feet above the ground* & pi*sed himself, we where holin' aroud on the ground LOL & hey started cusin' us out he said "why the hell are you f**kers laughin' at me god da*n it" & on, & on & on. ok i know that ain't all that funny but it was to me.
2006-08-23 19:54:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
2006-08-23 16:28:01 · answer #8 · answered by Nicolala 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Make yourself laugh...Look in your pants
2006-08-23 16:19:19 · answer #9 · answered by rutalkin2me 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yo Mamma can!!!!
2006-08-23 16:30:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋