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...how long do you have until you turn? Once infected by the faith virus, what's the best way to cure it?

2006-08-23 09:07:15 · 11 answers · asked by lenny 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

What's a faith zombie!? Are you serious!? A faith zombie is obviously someone infected by the faith virus that goes around trying to eat the brains of the uninfected. They're everywhere.

2006-08-23 09:15:55 · update #1

11 answers

I think that there is a critical period of time for the high dosage of logic / reality to have an effect.


Look at this board....

Once you finish turning, you clearly become immune to both logic and reality.

2006-08-23 09:14:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0



I think I understand you though...

I would suggest a big slug of open mindedness, a heart full of love and understand, a half gallon of the desire to make the world a better place, a sip of caring for all creatures. Throw in some logic and critical thinking and that will cure what ails you.

2006-08-23 09:16:48 · answer #2 · answered by Pablito 5 · 2 0

what share circumstances do I could say this?! Jesus never, shape, or variety, resembles zombies. He says, drink my blood, consume my flesh, and you, too, would be continually undead. Undead! no longer residing lifeless. he's a vampire, and that's certainly distinctive from zombies. Scoffer!

2016-11-05 11:34:17 · answer #3 · answered by shea 4 · 0 0

I would bet that you have faith, cause we all do. Your faith is just not in the traditional sense. You have progressed past that already!

2006-08-24 05:50:54 · answer #4 · answered by Metacoma 3 · 0 0

Opening those doors that faith closes and examining what's on the other side.

2006-08-23 09:12:30 · answer #5 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 2 0

The cure is a high dosage of logic and/or reality.

2006-08-23 09:09:04 · answer #6 · answered by Rance D 5 · 3 0

I agree with the high dose of logic/reality

2006-08-23 09:10:38 · answer #7 · answered by ~ Sara ~ 4 · 1 0

wtf is a faith zombie? Is that like a jesus freak? If a jesus freak bit me I would press charges. No, better yet, treat it like any other zombie; shotgun! I'm immune to the faith virus.

2006-08-23 09:12:36 · answer #8 · answered by K-Flo 3 · 0 1

I think booze, drugs, sex and all round fun living cures that virus.

2006-08-23 09:11:32 · answer #9 · answered by judy_r8 6 · 1 2

never been bitten by a zombie....but if i do, i'll be sure to tell u right away!! jk

lol

2006-08-23 09:13:41 · answer #10 · answered by surferbabe_jl 2 · 0 0

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