OK so my Mexican gardener just happens to be named Jesus.
He tells me a lot of zaney shite. I thnik that you crackheads need to realize something.
My friend Jesus is not going to hell solely because his mother decided to name him Jesus, nor am I.
Im not going to hell because my mexican gardener, Jesus, told me that "once you go mexican you never want sex again". Thats in no way blasphemous whatsoever.
Why do you keep confusing my Mexican garderer with your Jesus?
Do you really know him as well as you think if you keep mixing him up with a sweaty, 5 foot tall, grey haired mexican?
2006-08-23 09:07:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Another mentally challenged liberal!!!
2006-08-23 10:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I do understand you're sooo lost sweety. ok only examine. we are born right into a international of sin. international = sin we are interior the international and being interior the international (earth) we the two have self belief or no longer have self belief. If we do have self belief in Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior we could continually settle for him as our Lord and get excitement from. meaning what he says is going. he's the writer. and that i wanna assist you to already know he created hell so i do no longer think of he could bypass to hell. You form of sound like one among his angels that chosen to bypass against him. that did no longer finally end up so stable. Now the bypass, that grow to be Jesus paying for our sins. God, Jesus' Father despatched him all the way down to earth to pay for our sins. So from beginning Jesus grow to be a residing testomony for God by using his struggles (like yours and mine) he grew to become a sworn fact. Are you asking why he grow to be risen on the 0.33 day?" The Son of guy could be introduced into the palms of sinful adult adult males, then be crucified and on the 0.33 day be raised returned. Luke 24:7 -Amen
2016-11-05 11:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by shea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your gardener going to burn in hell. Jesus is Spanish is pronounced differently and most likely has a different meaning. As fas as going to hell, it's never to late to turn your life around and accept Christ unless you are already dead.
2006-08-23 09:32:08 · answer #3 · answered by Andrew S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar? "
That's what the Bloodhound Gang has to say about your gardener.
2006-08-23 09:14:59 · answer #4 · answered by Tom 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are lots of people named Jesus. Hopefully there are not as many named Ciaran.
2006-08-23 09:17:26 · answer #5 · answered by Tommy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What in the world are you talking about? I would be willing to bet that you don't even have a gardner and wouldn't know how to use one if you had it.
2006-08-23 09:13:24 · answer #6 · answered by stullerrl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok who's been getting too friendly with the Sharpie marker???
2006-08-23 09:23:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello dear!
So there is Jesus and he is alive!
But, there is no hell, except if there is a restaurant, burner, oven, etc. named hell!
2006-08-23 09:20:00 · answer #8 · answered by soubassakis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about? Incoherent babble. So what do you have against Mexicans?
2006-08-23 09:11:29 · answer #9 · answered by chris 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
do you know catholics we don't use gays...so i don't find what you wanna get behind your lovers..hahahahhey,il papa,1 bastardo parlar d l'amore...ti amo la nazione d'il julius csr(il primo)ti amo l'italia...well,my doctrine:"it's with not inserting one's sex in those who insult jesus to convince us to venge on with using sex that we plant hahhaha our sexes in their (insert sex here)hahahahaha...hey,john paul2 hates gays,this is why gd took him..i feel i am gonna be away too...just be adviced you can have sex anytime you like with using a trunc or a bar of red metal..hey,why did you talk about il christo while a legionary metal singer is arund?hahahah,,so you wanna be ****** with words...i 've ****** in your previous question...see you in rubbish...hell is inside of you...just put your *** in letonia and they ........(choose)or go to russian jails...they'll fill your back (overflood in you hahhaah)
2006-08-23 09:28:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
When you say this
you'll be burning in hell
remember me
2006-08-23 09:12:08 · answer #11 · answered by Zsazsa A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋