A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"
The clerk responds, "Yes we do".
"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"
2006-08-23 09:02:12 · 9 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.. thats sooo mad lol...
i was imagining it to be the lil old lady from sylvester and tweety lol... that made it sooo much funnier!! hehehe....
2006-08-23 09:04:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
that is a riot. good 1
2006-08-23 16:35:16 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol shes right
2006-08-23 16:06:49 · answer #3 · answered by Danish 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha that was great..haha
2006-08-23 16:11:29 · answer #4 · answered by Michael D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WTF.......FUNNY AS HELL, LOMA
2006-08-23 19:55:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
wth..loL!!
2006-08-23 16:07:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOL!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-23 17:06:19 · answer #7 · answered by Sao_angel 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol:)
2006-08-23 16:25:30 · answer #8 · answered by ajkash_desi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was stupid
2006-08-23 16:08:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋