This morning I spoke to Jesus and he told me the following:
Once you go Mexican, you never want sex again.
Is that true?
PS: Im sure you all know Jesus is also the name of my Mexican Gardener.
2006-08-23 08:53:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
BTW - Im not gay - just ask Katy_kat - we've been banging like its going out of style - and we're not married either!
2006-08-23 08:59:24 · update #1
Friend;
If you say you spoke to Jesus, you were really speaking to somebody else! I think you need a lot of help. You have the IQ of a postage stamp. If you did go to Mexico, you drank the wrong thing!
You need to get your head examined. You are wasting peoples time with your ridiculous comments. Grow up!
Whoever told you these things, is not the Jesus most of us know!
I feel sorry for you.
2006-08-23 09:04:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was wrong. My ex-wife is Mexican. I want it more and more every day. He might have been talking about gay sex in prison. I wouldn't know.
2006-08-23 09:01:20 · answer #2 · answered by madbaldscotsman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are talking about your gardener, ask your question under another category besides Religon and Spirituality.
You are not being funny when you do this.
2006-08-23 08:57:55 · answer #3 · answered by Oklahoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didn't speak with the Jesus uness your another Saul who believes his second coming is just for your eyes alone.
2006-08-23 09:00:56 · answer #4 · answered by Marcus R. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you had sex with your mexican gardner? Are you gay? Nevermind I don't want to know
HEY LADIES THIS DUDE IS GAY!
Not that there is anything wrong with that, but still.
2006-08-23 08:57:49 · answer #5 · answered by Swordsman 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like you'd better not go to Mexico
2006-08-23 09:00:57 · answer #6 · answered by EPnTX 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep getting you advice from your Granny !! Never mind the gardener
2006-08-23 09:00:26 · answer #7 · answered by dramaqueen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are talking about jesus of the flesh and not my own JESUS CHRIST,thank God.
2006-08-23 09:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by humane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trust ur own inner guidance
2006-08-23 09:00:25 · answer #9 · answered by Celestine N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grow up a lil. bit, u have no damn right to insult the others. Doesnt matter what religion they have.. Plus its not funny at all...
2006-08-23 08:57:59 · answer #10 · answered by AllsTar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋