If intelligence was cotton and I was to take the intelligence from all you biblethumping half-witts I would probably only have enough cotton to make a tampon for a Canary!
Whadda ya think of that?
2006-08-23 08:29:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes I know my gramar is poor - but so was einstiens - and your fabled Gods for that matter. That dude didnt even speak English - talk about stupid. Even Jesus (my mexican gardener) speaks English.
2006-08-23 08:39:13 · update #1
Sherry K :
you should really look into finding someone to remove all that sand from your vagina.
2006-08-23 08:41:07 · update #2
Oh pooh-bear,
You are brilliant AND street smart! Lucky, Lucky you.
All god gave me was boobs, a sarcastic mouth and the inability to obey anyone. Oh and a trick he taught me with a lemur, a can of whipped cream and a stripper pole but he said that was our little secret.
2006-08-23 09:55:03 · answer #1 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think that you would probably have to look up many of the words that you used in order to give them meaning. You apparently could use some of my "cotton," as you have none judging from you spelling and grammar errors. I am not only NOT "half-witted" (see, I can spell 'wit' correctly), I know that grammatically your initial sentence should have read "If intelligence was cotton and I WERE to take..." A wise person told me one not to argue with idiots, so I won't!
No, Christ didn't speak English - the language didn't exist then! You are quite unintelligent, aren't you?
2006-08-23 08:39:47 · answer #2 · answered by Sherry K 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First of all, intelligence isn't nearly as important as wisdom. Sure, you can be intelligent, know numbers, literature, history, and science. But aren't these things all made up by humans? How do we know if science is even the least bit right? I believe it is much more important to realize what is wrong, what is right, what we can change, and what we cannot - and the wisdom to know the difference.
2006-08-23 08:38:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God Bless You, Since my Creator gave me a brain, I am going to take that statement in stride. I have an IQ of that of Albert Einstein, but I chose to follow Jesus. He also gave me an abundance of common sense, so I would know the difference too. The world runs on about 10% brain smarts, and 90% common sense. So I think God made me perfectly balanced. At least He made me smart enough to follow, serve, and obey Him.
2006-08-23 08:35:05 · answer #4 · answered by pooh bear 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think that statement is intentionally said that way to get Christians roaring at you with anger. But why do you want us to do that? What's wrong with encouraging other people to love and help others, and not lie, murder, and steal? I'll pray for you. (Although I know that doesn't mean anything to you at all.)
2006-08-23 08:41:28 · answer #5 · answered by stebdawg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your intelligence shows with this question. What is the sense of criticizing someone for their beliefs? If someone wants to believe in the bible or god, is it harming you to allow it without telling them they are idiots? Just like it would be wrong for believers of the bible to look down on me (or you) for not believing. Yeesh.
2006-08-23 08:36:34 · answer #6 · answered by BearBert 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The relationship to the mentioning of Jesus and actual intelligence is an inverse proportion.
2006-08-23 08:33:34 · answer #7 · answered by reverenceofme 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Do canaries menstruate?
Cool joke btw
2006-08-23 08:44:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus came to save people just like us, brother. You're in the right place.
2006-08-23 08:32:02 · answer #9 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If it was, and you were black, and you had a question for a person, would it be OK for you to ask them if you could pick their brain?
Was that in really bad taste?
2006-08-23 08:39:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋