im really bored and i wanna laugh :)
2006-08-23 08:27:26 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
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2006-08-23 08:30:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Found a joke on the internet:
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!
5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-***?
2006-08-23 08:29:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Eurythmics have had 9 top 10 singles in the UK and all of them have peaked at different positions.
The only position they have never peaked at is number 7.
Is that random enough? hehe
2006-08-23 08:33:44 · answer #3 · answered by Julie1977 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to know where serenitysomething got that joke LOL its funny, although if you look at some of these questions on here you will get a good laugh.
2006-08-23 08:35:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last night my cousin was supposed to meet us for dinner at Chili's. He waited around for us, sat in the restaurant for 20 minutes, then finally asked one of the waiters if there was another Chili's nearby, and the waiter said, yeah, across the street. My cousin was in Applebees.
2006-08-23 08:41:36 · answer #5 · answered by Candilaria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mixing peanut butter and chocolate chips together in a bowl makes a tasty treat
2006-08-23 08:35:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been sitting on with my legs curled underneath me at my chair at work for the last 2 hours, my legs are starting to tingle with numbness...
Random enough?
If not, I also like to dress my boyfriend up in sexy women's lingere
2006-08-23 08:35:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama twice the man you are.
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
2006-08-23 08:33:19 · answer #8 · answered by Myzz Undastood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love My Chemical Romance
2006-08-23 08:30:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the third highest mountain in the state of Florida is Space Mountain, the ride at disney world
2006-08-23 08:29:55 · answer #10 · answered by e fitz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sporks make great gardening tools, and the amazing thing is that they are free at your local Taco Bell.
2006-08-23 08:29:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋