My grandpa Boris was gnawing on his left toenail a couple minutes ago, (he has leprosy) when he accidentally bit it off! He has dentures, so when he bit it off, he flew out of his wheelchair across the room, hit the brick fireplace, and passed out cold! He has an enormous dent in the side of his forehead. His mangled corpse is in the living room staring at the ceiling. What can I do?
2006-08-23 07:59:01 · 10 answers · asked by Reginalda 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Wow. Some people have no sense of humor.
2006-08-23 08:09:12 · update #1
put him on the lawn.. start your Halloween decorating a bit early.
2006-08-23 08:05:04 · answer #1 · answered by rcsanandreas 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw him in the fireplace.
2006-08-23 15:04:40 · answer #2 · answered by packermama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move on
2006-08-23 15:01:09 · answer #3 · answered by MC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are being a dirty rotton person. I believe you are lying...
2006-08-23 15:05:41 · answer #4 · answered by asdfghjkl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has got to be from the what should I do retard?
2006-08-23 15:07:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
put him in a pot and make leper stew.
2006-08-27 04:23:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this a joke?
2006-08-23 15:06:27 · answer #7 · answered by latinmom28 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HURRY...GET ALL HIS MONEY AND RUN
HA HA HA HA HA
2006-08-23 15:04:35 · answer #8 · answered by Tea_Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bury him in the back yard. use his toenails for shovels. ??????????????????????????
2006-08-23 15:03:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww that's nasty
2006-08-23 15:04:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋