2006-08-23 07:40:37 · 20 answers · asked by soxgirl0780 2 in Health ➔ Other - Health
This is a very good question and should have been ask long ago to avoid some of the problems it has caused// 1st of all there are many factors associarted with farting,what caused the fart in the 1st place,2nd are you wearing close knit clothes,3rd are you in the presence of short tempered people,4th do you have proper ventalation system ,there are many more factors that need to be addressed but time will not allow their discussion so as a fart research expert i will attempt to address the 4 fart factors for fellow fart trainees//the cause of the fart depends on what you digested some food products pack a mighty big punch and thr fartee may think he/she needs to fart and really needs to take a crap---if you are wearing close knit clothing if you happen to crap you r safe and can get through it w/o a lot of fuss but u must bare in mind that since a fart is the sharpest thing in the world (can go through clothes and not leave a hole)it is possible that some short tempered person will want to challange you to a brawl if you have a pickled boiled egg fart they r the worst and have been known to singe the nose hair so be aware of this aspect// ------ now if you r in a place without proper ventliation could cause a deadly explosion in the presence of any sparks this is known as a natural gas explosion which kills thousands of people a year here in the U S because of the white house and all the republicans up there are shooting off a lot of gas known as hot air///So to answer ur question is pending and here at the fart institute in Washington D C we are still short of a striaghtforward answer because you yourself will have to examine the factors and incoroperate them into the equation for taht anser but i'll bet you will be safe farting als many times as necessary as long as you prepare to consider the pitfalls i've mentioned//Thanks for your most intelligent question you must be a genius !!!
2006-08-23 08:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by ma_2st 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If u have inserted a "Fart-Stabilizer" u can safely fart 100 times daily. Without the stabilizer, only 4
2006-08-23 07:43:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The good thing is that you can fart to your hearts desire without it causing any damage ! Amazing huh? ! Just make sure no one is in the same room as you cause the fumes could seriously harm them !!!
2006-08-23 07:43:40 · answer #3 · answered by דְבוֹרָה Devorah 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not more then a 100 times
2006-08-23 07:43:10 · answer #4 · answered by cherdwum4 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As many times as you feel like it man!
2006-08-23 07:42:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as many times as you need to.
2006-08-23 07:42:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nobody ever died from farting, OK well maybe Elvis. me and my girl let them fly once we get home. there is nothing wrong with it. just don't eat or drink stuff that might kill others around you.
2006-08-23 07:43:32 · answer #7 · answered by chris j 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As many as you have to
2006-08-23 07:42:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres no limit to how much u can fart.
2006-08-23 07:42:08 · answer #9 · answered by bub15 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unlimited. More room out than in. Trapped gas can actually kill you. Best to let 'em rip.
2006-08-23 07:42:04 · answer #10 · answered by Goddess of Nuts PBUH 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋