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i know- i know....its just one of those days...anyone else feel like this after answering a few silly questions?

be nice now.... or at least be smart about it...most wittiest wins...

2006-08-23 06:50:27 · 15 answers · asked by wutta-croc 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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well i cant speak for all smart asses that would make me a dumb *** but my thought on the matter is.a smart *** would imply that there was intelligence in the *** in question as to where in a dumb *** it is implied that there is no intelligence.generally speaking it is considered intelligence is more desirable than non intelligence but that wasn't your question,which is better was the question,well that depends on what you would need this *** for.example, weather you need this *** to answer a question on yahoo you would probably be better to have a smart ***,or if you were to,oh say be voting for president of the united sates you would probably pick a dumb *** being as how that's what most people picked and they did it twice so it appears that there are more dumb asses than smart.asses as a rule the less frequent an object is the more valuable it becomes.example gold,diamonds,ect so if there are fewer smart asses then dumb asses that would make smart asses of more value,its pretty clear to me any way smart asses are better lol

2006-08-23 08:49:17 · answer #1 · answered by know it all 2 · 2 0

well historically, the term smartass was first used in the 10th century. Smartass was a name of a viking ship used during the Great Battle of the Red Sea. Hence, to answer your question, the formula to find velocity is v=u+at where (v) is final velocity, (u) is the inital velocity, (a) is the acceleration and (t) is the time in seconds.

2006-08-23 14:16:12 · answer #2 · answered by Andrew S 2 · 1 0

Yes, because a dumb a$$ will have one thing going for them for a really long time but a smart a$$ can keep their humor going with different things often without even trying. Plus, I am primarily a smart a$$

2006-08-23 13:53:04 · answer #3 · answered by lisa k 2 · 1 1

A Dumbazz is just a fool with a keyboard, a Smartazz is a fool with a keyboard that makes me laugh.

Plus I just gave everyone above me on the answers board a thumbs down, just to prove I'm a Smartazz

2006-08-23 13:53:25 · answer #4 · answered by corwinnn 3 · 0 1

Well anytype of a$$es with $$ in it has to be good especially when it has 2 dollar signs.

2006-08-23 14:31:46 · answer #5 · answered by nybigblue1 3 · 1 0

I like my smart azz better than the dumb azz I had on yesterday.I need to mark them with permanent marker so I don't make that same mistake tomorrow

2006-08-23 13:53:36 · answer #6 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 1 1

I think smart a$$es are shaper, but not better.
dumb ones aren't quick, and they're too slow to react up on thing.
smart ones have wit, and confidence.
you need that.

2006-08-23 13:53:25 · answer #7 · answered by chrisj 3 · 1 1

That depends on the situation. LOL.

Have a great day!

2006-08-24 13:26:30 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

at least a smart a$$ KNOWS they are an A$$! LOL

2006-08-23 13:59:58 · answer #9 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 1 0

as a dumb smart a$$ i find this question highly offensive so I'm going to report you to your mum so she sends you to bed without supper

2006-08-23 13:54:26 · answer #10 · answered by gwaz 5 · 0 2

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