a joke about funny store hours?

Question

it was something like we are open certain times but not others because this might happen or we have to deal with this, but i just cant remember enough of it

Answer 1

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Answer 2

Don't know, but I can tell you a true story.
Many years ago I owned a fuit shop.

One day, I closed at 5.30pm as usual, put the blinds down, put the "closed" sign up in the door, cashed the till up, turned all the lights out, came out and padlocked the door from the outside, walked 100 yards up the road to my van, got in, started the engine when there was a banging on the side window.

I reached across and wound down the window. An old woman stood there and shouted over the noise of the engine, "Are you shut?"

Answer 3

I know which one you are reffering to. Something like "we usually open around 8 but sometimes not til 9 or 10" "we take one hour for lunch uless we fell we need more time than that" "We close sharply at 6 but may on ocasion leave earlier like 3 or 4 and sometimes not till 7 or 8"

Is this the one? I can't find the exact reference but I know this is sort of how it goes. kind of a joke on hours of operation.

Answer 4

The only one I can think of is:

"So, I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."

Answer 5

You mean the one where the guy goes to the store and it's closed, and he says to the manager of the store "I thought this store was open 24 hours" and the manager says "Not in a row."
Do you maybe mean that one?

Answer 6

Yep it goes: 'If 7-11s are open 24 hours, why are there padlocks on the doors?'

Answer 7

If we are not open, we are closed!

Answer 8

A joke? uh.

Answer 9

survey says...... "X"

it's okay, you've still got two strikes left!

Answer 10

I don't know. Sorry.