Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What
the hell --
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this
country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could
charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips,
including lap dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues.
a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an
asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
2006-08-23 06:34:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Air Travel
ROFLMAO!!!! Am laughing so hard i'm crying!
2006-08-23 06:41:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Larry Flint Presents:
Trans-Intercontinental Travel Services Airline
or
T.I.T.S. AIR
2006-08-23 06:44:30 · answer #2 · answered by B-Loco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolute Genius me old mate. I'd never stop riding on the fookers. (and I aint on about the planes lad!) Whehey! The gent has spoken lad.
ere.. I think savio has a soft spot for you Andy..
by the way... On your website can you tell me the song that plays whilst yer watching it please.
2006-08-23 06:55:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because if every flight attendant was a drunk stripper, and the plane went down...nobody would know what to do.
2006-08-23 11:06:57 · answer #4 · answered by natalie rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whilst I hate your idea, you might just have something here! I myself would prefer naked men, but there you go.
Anything that gets rid of the terrorist threat has got to be forthcoming.
2006-08-23 07:07:04 · answer #5 · answered by Wizzy Woman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so my grandma and my 7 year old niece should goto USA on a cruise?
Dumbass..
2006-08-23 06:44:25 · answer #6 · answered by guido_961 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because u are a genius!
2006-08-23 06:40:05 · answer #7 · answered by Tallulah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a ticket.
2006-08-23 06:39:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is brilliant!
2006-08-23 06:46:00 · answer #9 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur an idiot.
2006-08-23 06:40:48 · answer #10 · answered by savio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋