I am feeling in the mood for jokes or riddles so i am willing to reward the best joke or ridlles with 10 points.
2006-08-23 06:25:38 · 9 answers · asked by Jake 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
if she has to chew before she swallows.
2006-08-23 06:28:44 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A 7 yrs old boy travelled with his father on a train when a nice lady sat in from of them!! A strong wind from the window blew her dress up! The father said to the son "Look son, she has a tattoo of President Carter on the right thigh and of Nixon on her left thigh". The son replied, "Yea Dad, but I was looking at Fidel Castro in the middle!!!
2006-08-23 19:06:25 · answer #2 · answered by Antoine a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The room was so small i had to wo outside to chanqe my mind ;;
OK dumb Blonde Joke ;;
A Blonde was qoinq to qet her hair cut ;; so she sat down in the barber chair & the hair dresser told the blonde she had to remove her head phoen so she could cut her hair ;; The blonde said no i need those to live without them i`ll die ;; so about 10 minutes later the blonde women fell asleep in the chair ;; the hair dresser removed the head phones so she could cut her hair & the blonde women died ;; The hair dresser was shocked & didn`t know what to do ;; she put the head phnes up to her head & heard " Breath in, & Breath out. Breath in, & Breath out "
2006-08-23 13:30:38 · answer #3 · answered by meqan Rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde and a brunette are walking past a flower shop.
The brunette seeing her boyfriend inside the flower shop, says: Oh, no, my bf is buying flowers for me again.
Blonde: Why? Is that so bad?
Brunette: Every time, he buys me flower, he expects something from me in return and I don't like spending the entire weekend with my legs in the air.
Blonde: Why, don't you have a vase?
2006-08-23 13:52:37 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy waiting to cross the street sees a blind guy with his guide dog walk up beside him. When the light turns red, the dog lifts his leg up and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. The blind guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cookie and gives it to the dog. The first guy looks at him and says "why did you give him a cookie? If he did that to me, I'd kick him square in the ***!" Blind guy replies "I plan on it, but I have to find his head first"
2006-08-23 13:46:07 · answer #5 · answered by Edgar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bear walks into bar, goes to deer says "can i get a......... drink", deer says why the long paws, ba dum cha
2006-08-23 13:42:09 · answer #6 · answered by buyaksha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHY DID THE BLONDE STARE AT THHE OARNGE JUICE?
IT SAID CONCENTRATE
2006-08-23 13:54:15 · answer #7 · answered by LaxBaby. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why does piglet have no friends?
because he plays with pooh
2006-08-23 13:37:58 · answer #8 · answered by Castmember 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................................................................i'll get back to you on that
2006-08-23 13:41:51 · answer #9 · answered by ajkash_desi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋