Say something funny or interesting to make me laugh please? I will love you forever if you do. Best answer wins. =]
2006-08-23 06:15:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
There once was a man named stan, who decided to come up with a plan! But then he realised he is as bored as I am!
2006-08-23 06:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by Cags18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was this couple--the gallaghers, form MN, who went to FL for vacation(they haven't been there since their honeymoon 30 yers prior). Husband went first and wife joined him later. Husband sent e-mail to wife telling her of all the amenities at the hotel and updating her on the weather. He misspelled her address by one letter. Down in Houston the widow Gallagher came home with her family after burying her husband who died three days ago. She logged onto her account and checked her messages. her son walked in to find his mom fainted on the floor. He read the e-mail: They have the internet here now. I'm e-mailing u off the free laptop. I can't wait 'til u get here. Everything will be ready for u when u arrive. I can't wait to see u tomorrow! P.S. it's hot down here!
I thought it was funny and creepy.
2006-08-23 13:23:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was two trees in the forest,an birch tree and a beach tree,both thinking that it was better them the other,final an little tree started to grow beteen them,each one saying that it was a son of the birch or was it a son of a beach tree. well after awhile a woodpecker flow by and landed on the tree.the two older trees ask the woodperker to see what kind a tree the little tree was. so the woodpecker,went down and stayed for awhile.one of the older trees yelled to it and ask,hay what kind a tree is it.the woodpecker them said well I don`t really know,but it`s the best piece of ash that I had my pecker into.
2006-08-23 13:27:50 · answer #3 · answered by horseknickers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm
2006-08-23 13:17:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were these two muffins in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Man am I baked" The other says "Holy crap, a talking muffing!" Enjoy.
2006-08-23 13:18:23 · answer #5 · answered by Short and sweet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ME !!!! I'm at work & it's so freakin' slow. Anyway, I want to know... If you open a champane store... do you have to smack it with a boat ? Not very funny, but it makes ya think. :)
2006-08-23 13:24:06 · answer #6 · answered by B. Ritz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to this site for some mom jokes which never grow old! im always bored!
2006-08-23 13:21:44 · answer #7 · answered by Delbabez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In this heat and humidity, I have something sticking to my leg. If you guess what it is, I will mail you a cookie (fedex for freshness).
2006-08-23 13:17:45 · answer #8 · answered by n2bateyou2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that the leading cause of death among beavers is falling trees?
2006-08-23 13:18:13 · answer #9 · answered by bored_at_work 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this stupid monkey was playing with a couple of guys in poker guess who won the MONKEY hahaha it's cheese i know sorry i don't those great jokes your looking for =(
2006-08-23 13:19:39 · answer #10 · answered by italieya d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋