tell them to me!!
2006-08-23 06:05:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-23 06:06:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 drunks sitting in a bar watching the 6 o'clock news. There's a man on the bridge about to commit suicide.
Drunk #1 (says to the other drunk): I'll bet you $10 he jumps.
Drunk #2 says okay and takes the bet. The guy jumps.
Drunk#2: Damn!
Drunk#1: I can't take you money, I saw that happen on the 5 o'clock news.
Drunk #2: Naw, naw take it. I saw it too, I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again.
2006-08-23 06:41:16 · answer #2 · answered by Edgar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok this blond walks into a best buy and theres a sign that says no blonds so she colors her hair black because theres 90% off some of the new stuff there.........she walks in and asks how much is this tv? the man at the desk say ur a blond so plz lev now.......so she gose colors her hair brown and gose asks a different person and she says how much is this tv? and that person knows that she was a blone too and asked her to lev once more............she thinks to herself and she thought that thy remembered wat she looked like so she colors her hair red and makes herself look like a rocker but comes bake the next day and asks someone different how much is that tv overthere and he says ur a blond plz lev as he walks her out she stops and asks him how do u know im a blond? and he says thats not a tv its a microwave.............
2006-08-23 07:03:08 · answer #3 · answered by andre g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The blonde and her husband went to school to learn Chinese. When the teacher asked why they were taking these classes they said that they adopted a Chinese infant and they needed to be able to talk to him.
2006-08-23 06:08:53 · answer #4 · answered by Ruby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really but if you wanna hear something funny go to google video and type in ladoo shop its 50 cent candyshop parody.if you like indian jokes its hilarious
2006-08-23 06:09:24 · answer #5 · answered by roadrunner_13 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's Red and Yellow and looks good on Hippies?
Fire.
2006-08-23 06:07:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
So no one would Caesar. (Seize her)
2006-08-23 06:09:56 · answer #7 · answered by SithGirl8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love this one...why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 ate 9 get it 789? hah I kill me
2006-08-23 06:53:15 · answer #8 · answered by worldstiti 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read this the other day I laughed outloud !
What do you call a Lesbian from alaska?
A klondike
2006-08-23 06:07:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is me male or female? so I can tell an appropriate one.
2006-08-23 06:11:54 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋