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i want a secret please. and a real one too please!!

2006-08-23 05:43:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Mental Health

18 answers

i bet you cant guess my secret!! but your going to have to because i am not telling you!!

2006-08-23 09:39:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God, I am wracking my brains for a really good one! Gimme a couple of seconds!!!

I got secrets from loads of people, its just some people know the secrets that others dont, so therefor there are not any true secrets i guess. My ex doesnt know I slept with my boss one night on a particularly pissy IT managers night out, but then lots of people dont know that! My sister doesnt know that I borrowed her clothes to go out in and ruined her bestest skirt when I was 14 and she was 16. My mum and dad dont know a whole lot of stuff!! (Thank god, i love em too much!). My kids dont know I have a wild life when they go to their dads one night a week....christ the list is endless!

Sorry - nothing specific and bad coming out here!!!

2006-08-23 12:51:23 · answer #2 · answered by Moi 3 · 0 0

ywan when you give proper answers you may get them... thats how it works

A certain TV producer I knew nearly got shot when the dippy tit didn't realise that keeping a cigarette lighter that looked just like a grenade in your hand bagage, his mate picked up on a Stall in Malaysia was not a good idea.

The words doh came to mind big time!...
They got a right bollocking when they got home by customs must have been like being in school


Nice guy though

2006-08-23 12:50:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The woman next door is pregnant but not to her husband

2006-08-23 12:46:56 · answer #4 · answered by pebs 4 · 0 0

i got a good one----a friend of mine who has 2 sons (twins) and they haven't seen there father in 7 years, the twins are 12 now, i know where their father lives, works and most of all im sleeping with him, the mother of these twins is my friend, why won't i tell her of his whereabouts, cause it's not my business to tell

2006-08-23 12:48:43 · answer #5 · answered by davionmw 4 · 0 1

I fancy this girl down the pub

2006-08-23 12:45:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Animals dont understand english.

2006-08-23 12:58:43 · answer #7 · answered by wizard prang 3 · 0 0

Im in love with u

2006-08-23 13:43:03 · answer #8 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0 0

I had an affair with my driving instructor.

2006-08-23 12:58:14 · answer #9 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0 0

im a girl and i love shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh women and men

2006-08-23 12:48:05 · answer #10 · answered by munchie 6 · 0 0

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