I am looking for quotes to post on my myspace page. Funny is best but give me any good oes you got. thanks!
2006-08-23 05:33:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Some people are like Slinkies....they're really good for nothing.
But, put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs.
2006-08-23 10:05:10 · answer #1 · answered by klkknapp 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here are some by Robert Frost:
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
Here are some by George Burns:
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
Here are some by Mae West:
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
And here's one I heard during my many travels:
A fool and his money are soon parted they say, I wonder how they ever got together in the first place!(?)
2006-08-23 12:44:07 · answer #2 · answered by jaimestar64cross 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
Groucho Marx
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
Pablo Picasso.
"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
Roseanne Barr.
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Whitton.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."
Jilly Cooper
2006-08-23 13:02:41 · answer #3 · answered by sarkyastic31 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
-- John Stuart Mill
2006-08-23 19:37:05 · answer #4 · answered by Incorrectly Political 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
People cannot change the truth, but the truth can change people.
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
It's the moment you think you can't that you realize you can.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get.
2006-08-23 14:31:48 · answer #5 · answered by smile4u 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a duck?
2006-08-23 12:46:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 years from now, you will not regret the things you've done, rather, the things you haven't. So, live your life to the fullest, be free.
2006-08-23 12:40:20 · answer #7 · answered by Jojo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you feel used and stepped on, i suggest you stop laying infornt of my door.
(i think there are some deep metaphors in there... somewhere)
2006-08-23 18:14:39 · answer #8 · answered by grumponit 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MONEY TALKS-- MINE ONLY KNOWS HOW TO SAY GOOD BYE!
YOU PICK A PRESIDENT FOR 4 YEARS-- AND THE NEXT 4 YEARS YOU PICK ON HIM!
2006-08-23 12:39:11 · answer #9 · answered by WINKY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
silence is the most powerfull cry ...belive me it is taken from a comedy movie and i forgot the name of that movie unfortunately.
2006-08-23 12:40:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋