2006-08-23 05:32:45 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
probably an inmate at an asylum. if someone was to come and go round saying "i am the son of god" theyd be locked up.
2006-08-23 05:37:44 · answer #1 · answered by Polly 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Florist - I have no idea why... But at a guess I'd say that if he could arrange a whole new religion, he'd be pretty good with gardenias and sprigs of baby's breath.
That or kindergarten teacher. Ha ha! Lets see how much he loves all humankind after that!
2006-08-23 22:39:06 · answer #2 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A carpenter of course, he'll go back to what he knows rather than retrain
2006-08-23 12:39:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think that if somebody claimed to be Jesus today they'd be put into a mental hospital. I don't think people would believe it was really him and take him seriously, they'd think he was just a nutcase with delusions.
2006-08-23 12:42:20 · answer #4 · answered by undir 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When he comes the first thing he becomes is the king of world under him wil the pope but he will rule the whole world and kicking off america and thier asses and gain the world biggest super power human
2006-08-23 12:39:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
When He comes back it will not be to stay and hang around as a human. He did that already. When He returns next, He will be here to get His people and take them with Him and bring peace to us.
2006-08-23 12:37:54 · answer #6 · answered by gracefully_saved 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
undertaker, maybe?...apparently, when jesus returns, people with "t" marked on their head will be saved and the rest will perish. the undertakers would be very busy that day, i imagine.
am not a believer, but i behave ethically, so am not worried.
2006-08-23 12:44:49 · answer #7 · answered by swot 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the link on whynotaskdoms answer,
i thought i were going see Jesus working in MacDonald's or summat.
very misleading.
2006-08-23 12:36:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Judge of the Earth, Ruler of the World!
2006-08-23 12:34:33 · answer #9 · answered by cognito44 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A carpenter. It's a good honest trade and still around. Why re-train?
2006-08-23 12:38:00 · answer #10 · answered by marzipanthecat 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋