2006-08-23 05:08:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
probably be shot.
2006-08-23 05:13:04 · answer #1 · answered by cindy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If the real Jesus were to stand up today he'd probably slap you cross the side of the head and say have you no common sense did I not tell you the dead no nothing, God the father gave you a brain why are you not using it. and oh quit trying to speculate and interpret what I may or may not of said and get on with your life.
2006-08-23 05:27:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Jesus Christ were to stand up today, he'd probably doing a lot of judging to all people, creed and denomination. And its for sure a judgment day for all.
2006-08-23 05:14:01 · answer #3 · answered by NIGHT_WATCH 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
possibly no longer in view that he did no longer bypass against the government in any way. He could be watched heavily however. He develop right into a guy of impression and a few could say an intensive. He lived a noticeably diverse existence and gave noticeably diverse strategies than what the fairly some Pharisees and Sagisees ought to handle. So i think of he could be decrease than surveillance, yet no longer gunned down chilly. GOD BLESS usa!!! ok.ok.
2016-12-11 13:48:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The real Jesus does stand up today. He is alive and well.
2006-08-23 05:13:32 · answer #5 · answered by happygirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kick Pat Robertson, George Bush, Dick Cheny right in the nuts
2006-08-23 05:20:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
B***h slap those that need it, and tell the rest of the world to wake up and use their own minds and free will.
2006-08-23 05:14:27 · answer #7 · answered by adgmonkey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go after today's Pharisees: The GOP
2006-08-23 05:14:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if it was a second coming thing, then yeah, it would be CRAZY
if it was just to be here, then I think he would be the best example he could be like he was 2,000 years ago
2006-08-23 05:14:32 · answer #9 · answered by karimoberry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd cringe at how "followers" have bastadized his statements.
2006-08-23 05:14:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Probably be put in a mental asylum, no one would believe it was really him.
2006-08-23 05:13:59 · answer #11 · answered by Harry_Cox 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋