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He is very masculine he has a huge personality and ego. At times he is wrathful and vengeful- I have heard he has condoned mass murder he is prone to violence and has engaged in genocide. He is easily displeased and that is kind of scary. He says he once murdered every human and animal on the planet save for a few on a boat, but I am thinking he is just trying to impress me.
He is a bit insecure and he needs total worship and devotion, I am so not into that. But he requires it and if he doesn’t receive it he will banish me far, far away where I will be tortured and burned. Eeeeek.
I want to have children someday but he doesn’t have the best track record there, he murdered his own son to prove he loved us, I don’t know if I am okay with that. I think there has got to be another way. He also said it was okay to sell your daughter as a sex slave (Exodus) and to beat her with a stick as long as she recovers in a few days. Hmmmm. Not the best parent, okaaaaay.
He can be fickle, judgmental, arbitrary and needy.
He did say I could see other people, I think he called it free will, but with his track record I am afraid to. He can be a bit jealous.
Oh and he is invisible.

So, do I give this guy my number or what?

2006-08-23 04:49:03 · 52 answers · asked by Katy_Kat 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Terri H- I LOVE your answer!

2006-08-23 05:00:00 · update #1

52 answers

Are you smoking crack?

Why would you want to date a guy that thinks mass murder and torture are ok?

Good looking or not, that is about the dumbest possible thing that anyone would ask.

Do you not have any self respect and common sense?

He wants worshipped? Maybe you should look for someone who will worship you! And not be fickle, judgemental, arbitrary and needy.

For goodness sake girl, look in the mirror, get some self respect and confidence and look for someone worthy.

This guy is a freaking looser.

How old are you? Better yet, what country are you in?

get help.

2006-08-23 04:54:29 · answer #1 · answered by Night Train 2 · 1 4

Katy,

I am masculine, have a huge personality and only enough ego to know I'm damn good in the sack.

I'm only wrathful when dealing with stupidity, so you will never have to worry about wrath coming to you from my way.

I don't condone mass murder, am not prone to violence, and never will engage in genocide.

I'm not very easily displeased, a good rough and tumble at least 3 times a day and I'm good, but I'm sure the same is true for you as well.

I'd never murder humans and animals because I'd find better more pleasurable ways of impressing you.

I'm very humble and don't need worship or devotion and I will only exile you to the bedroom where I will be 3 seconds behind.

Never had any children, but would like to. It's not okay to sell your daughter as a sex slave or beat her, but you can buy someone else's and beat theirs.

I'm very steady minded, open-minded, planned but spontaneous as well, and only needy when it comes to sex and food.

You wouldn't need to see anyone else with me around, and my track record is much better than that guys.
Oh, and you can see me, I'm not invisible.

So, how about that phone number?

2006-08-23 05:42:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I feel for you. I wonder if you went to church at some point and was hurt by the church. Unfortunately that happens alot. But, that isn't Gods fault. He didn't murder His son to prove He loved us. His son freely gave His life for us to bridge the gap between us and the Father. That we can have a fighting chance. Ever wonder why God didn't just snap His fingers and make everything better? It's because He is a just God & He cannot lie. The Bible says the punishment of sin is death. So being human we ALL sin & God couldnt go back on His own word. He would of had to kill us all.Jesus came by His own free will and took our punishment so we didn't have to.

2006-08-23 05:05:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He has your number so giving it to Him is not a problem. And I don't think he's looking for marriage -- He seems to be a confirmed bachelor -- so that's not a problem, either. (Unless you want to be a nun, of course, which doesn't sound like your particular calling.)

Also I believe -- unlike a certain type of reader of His memoirs (a/k/a fundamentalists) -- that He has been mis-quoted, mis-understood, had stories made up about Him (that Adam and Eve thing? Fiction!) and used -- often wrongly -- as the heavy in many, many "stories with a moral" that are supposed to teach a lesson but which are often taken a bit too literally. He is probably the best example of why you can't believe everything you read.

He is looking for a commitment of some type. Believe it or not He has made one to you -- at least that's what I believe. Whether you make one to Him is strictly up to you.

Me? I think He's one of the good guys. Probably in a class by himself when it comes down to it. He's done well for me -- as I believe He has promised to do in general -- and hopefully I've done my part for Him, however flawed it might be. What you do, like I said, is strictly up to you. But, like I also said, don't believe everything you read, or more to the point, don't buy into other people's interpretations.

Oh, and that killing His son thing? Well, there's a school of thought that (a) His son never truly died (how DO you kill a God, afterall?) and (b) we as human beings have all benefited by it. But you can find out the "deeper" meaning many of us ascribe to the whole thing on your own. (Or you can write... I, at least, am never afraid to have an open conversation.)

(Sorry I capitalize He and Him, its my preference to do so and I hope it doesn't deter you in your reading of this answer.)

2006-08-23 05:11:19 · answer #4 · answered by DR 5 · 1 1

He already has your number. What you need to do is go to His Son, confess your fears and faults, and admit that you are not worthy to receive the gifts of his kingdom.

Everlasting Life in exchange for admitting that you're really not all that and that there is Something beyond this pathetic earthly existence? Sounds like a good trade to me.

BTW- He isn't looking for a mate, but for His children to come home to him.

Read his book, and if you are really interested in how it could end, click below

2006-08-23 05:04:11 · answer #5 · answered by Yote' 5 · 1 0

You are judging God as if he were a human. He isn't, and you are not his judge. Why would a finite being such as yourself dare to pass judgment on the infinite God who created her and her world? God does not commit murder or genocide, he brings justice. He can do that since he knows all. Your view of God and the faults that you perceive in him are a product of your own arrogance. You want to bring God down a notch or two, so that maybe your inflated sense of your own wisdom might have a chance at competing with him.

So, do you give him your number? Don't worry, he's got your number.

2006-08-23 05:03:02 · answer #6 · answered by anabasisx 3 · 2 0

sure, why wouldn't you date him?


Lol. . seriously, tho'. . you apparently are trying to make allusions to God, but you have your facts more than a little bit wrong. He is perfect and always consistent - never fickle or arbitrary, and certainly He is in need of nothing. He has never been insecure (do you even know what that word means?) He has never condoned murder or genocide. And the people He put to death when He flooded the whole earth all deserved it. He never said it's ok to sell your daughter as a sex slave. I guess you believe everything any fool tells you??

It's funny how people who have no clue about anything (especially their limited vision, understanding and perception) can sit in judgment of someone who sees and understands everything.

Go figure. . . . not surprising, tho'. .

2006-08-23 04:53:48 · answer #7 · answered by Wayne A 5 · 3 2

I'm leaning toward agreeing with Terri H

Hide from him!

Genesis 3 8

2006-08-24 04:10:18 · answer #8 · answered by DM 4 · 0 0

I would find out his sign, and see what happens. You may have only part of the story, and he might seem different than he really is... If he likes pina colados, and walks in the rain, and making love at midnight, he might just be the escape you are looking for...

Take a chance, what can it hurt - it might be just one of those walks on the dark side that you hinted at in an earlier question...

2006-08-23 05:31:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you should call up the dude in the hot basement, for a good time. He used to work with your boyfriend, but they had some kind of falling out. I don't know his stance on having kids, but it's said that if he has one, HELL take charge in a big way.

He's also into some kind of contract business, helping people succeed in their life endeavors for some paltry sum.....

2006-08-23 05:06:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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