I think we should behead all of the Fox news reporters and see if they come back to life. There might have been a mix up and the wrong ones were captured you know?
2006-08-23 04:51:09
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answered by spilli79 1
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You mean that the Book of Revelations actually has in it that two prophets are going to be beheaded on live TV? I didn't realize that the writer of Revelations, who is widely considered to be John of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John fame, had a concept of television since it wasn't invented until almost two thousand years after he lived. Ahhhh...but then you're talking about a fictional book series and seem to believe it as if it were fact. Not a good idea.
2006-08-23 04:54:39
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answered by Anonymous
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Doubt it, they haven't done much preaching. But I guess we'll find out if they get beheaded (though I believe they are just supposed to be killed and not specifically beheaded, though I'm not sure on that) and then come back to life 3 days later. Though I personally do pray that they don't get beheaded, because again with the no preaching thing I don't think they are the two witnesses.
2006-08-23 04:49:49
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answered by Anonymous
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Hun, the Left Behind books are nothing but fiction...mediocre fiction at that.
In The Book of Revelation, the two witnesses "have power to shut heaven, that it rain not in the days of their prophecy: and have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to smite the earth with all plagues, as often as they will." When they finish their testimony "the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them." At that point, "their dead bodies [shall lie] in the street of the great city...And they of the people and kindreds and tongues and nations shall see their dead bodies three days and an half, and shall not suffer their dead bodies to be put in graves."
Evidently, these guys aren't very popular, either, because "they that dwell upon the earth shall rejoice over them, and make merry, and shall send gifts one to another; because these two prophets tormented them that dwelt on the earth."
These people shouldn't have been so quick to party, because "after three days and an half the Spirit of life from God entered into them, and they stood upon their feet; and great fear fell upon them which saw them."
"And they heard a great voice from heaven saying unto them, Come up hither. And they ascended up to heaven in a cloud; and their enemies beheld them."
My own idea is that the "two witnesses" are actually the Bible (The Word of God) and the Christians (The Body of Christ). Even now, the beast IS making war with them, and, I hate to say it, but things are not looking real good for our side, right now. I can almost see the world poised to rejoice and party, and send gifts, when they think Christianity has died...I hear as much on Y!Answers every time I come in here, and I'm sure other Christians have seen this too.
But that's OK, gang! It only means that the "Happily Ever After" part is getting close! That has always been my favorite part of the story!!
2006-08-23 05:22:51
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answered by Anonymous
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I think that the witnesses would be people who have allready gone home to GLORY, and that God will use them again at His time for His Purpose.
Like Elija, or well... someone like that... anyway.
No I do not think it will be the FOX news reporters.
Break down FOX with the GREEK NUMEROLOGY...you get 666, so no.
Ever heard , as sly as a fox...Hence the expression...Maybe.
I read it in a NUMEROLOGY Book.
When I probably should have been reading the BIBLE.
2006-08-23 04:56:57
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answered by djyo 3
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there have been none of the lord's judgements yet, so we can be pretty sure that unless the judgements start today, we have more than 3 1/2 years until they are beheaded, in the unlikely event that they are the witnesses
2006-08-23 05:26:22
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answered by kingmickey70 1
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Lol....Lol....Lol....sorry no I do not think they are the prophets. The world is not ending people. I think people look way too deep into books that were written thousands of years ago and revised 8 million times by so many different people that we will never know for sure what the original said. One religion or another predicts the end of the world every few years. People are like cockroaches...you could never kill em' all. We are here to stay. Once we get done robbing the earth of all its natural resources we will surely die off then.
2006-08-23 04:50:42
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answered by Anonymous
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It doesnt say they will be beheaded and it says that all those things will take place after the catching away(rapture) of the church
2006-08-23 04:56:46
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answered by holyghost130 3
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Um, no. You are misguided. Revelation mentions nothing about TV. The book was written thousands of years ago. The Left Behind books are bogus and totally unscriptural!
2006-08-23 04:50:09
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answered by The Masked Marauder 3
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No. no Rapture yet.
You're thinking of the Legt Behind series.
Sorry, that's Left Behind.
2006-08-23 04:54:36
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answered by JW 4
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