ok, the three competitors are...kevin federline, richard simmons, and little richard.
2006-08-23 04:42:50 · 8 answers · asked by drtyfckr 3 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
okay, think about it..
kevin federline is long and scrappy, and the scrappy ones can give just as good as they get, and they keep on coming, they're like damn chihuahuas.. plus he's most likely use a stand up game say dirty boxing, because he don't look like he'd play by any rules..
richard simmons is shorter, but his conditioning guarantees he can go the distance.. with great legs and toned arms he's got the makings of a great striker with powerful kicks..
little richard on the other hand, is not in as great a shape as the others but he has the ability to get in his opponents heads and psych them out, he's a talker and can throw anyone off their a-game.. plus he's a heavy hitter, training for that big knock out instead of combinations, so he's got a punchers chance..
i'd say if little richard can get inside and throw that big right he'd get the better of simmons...
but that wouldn't happen because simmons would evade every attemt and little richard would gas in the 2nd half of the 1st round...
so that would leave federline and simmons to duke it out.. federline would be hot headed and bold and come in straight on, punching and kicking..
but he'd be sloppy because he always does thing half assed, not that he wouldn't get some good shots in, but he's not going to have the power or technique to follow through with any crisp clean combinations..
simmons would eventually get the upper hand, throw 5-6 punch combos and landing 90% of the strikes and crippling federline with some nice low line roundhouse kicks.. he'd have a nice steady rhythm and pull out a win by decision...
hehehe.. i love these hypothetical matches...
~*smilez*~
2006-08-23 09:43:07 · answer #1 · answered by nm_angel_eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Richard. Kevin Federline would be too busing trying to look pretty and waiting for Britney to come save hime. While Richard Simmons is busy dancing to the oldies Little Richard would "Keep a Knockin" him upside the head.
2006-08-23 04:52:45 · answer #2 · answered by littlestory 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Richard Simmons attack is the Beotch Slap...
Little Richards attack is the ear piercing scream...
Kevin Federlines attack is his ability to never go away no matter how bad he sucks...
I say we put them all in a steel cage and who cares who wins. As long as we get rid of two out of three.
2006-08-23 04:47:20 · answer #3 · answered by Sensei Rob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Richard Simmons - he's scrappy and bendy
2006-08-23 04:48:15 · answer #4 · answered by skippy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Richard, he would b*tch slap the other 2!
2006-08-23 04:44:52 · answer #5 · answered by jenjfrost 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
richard simmons of course....he would nag everyone to death...lol
2006-08-23 04:48:25 · answer #6 · answered by lissad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of them, they would be too busy trying to pose for the cameras present taking pics of the fight to fight.
2006-08-23 16:08:48 · answer #7 · answered by Mariposa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you this question made me laugh out loud.
I think I would bet on little richard.
Awesome question!
I will laugh all day.
2006-08-23 04:49:05 · answer #8 · answered by amber ɹəqɯɐ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋