I once heard the first line of a joke on tv but missed the rest.
There are some funny people on here, so if you think your up to the challenge take a shot.
There were 2 blind prostitutes walking down a road.........
2006-08-23 04:18:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
... and one of them said to the other, "I can tell it's gunna be a lucky night tonight, I can smell c** in the air!"
The other said, "Sorry, I just burped!"
(Nothing really to do with the blind part I know!)
2006-08-23 05:46:36 · answer #1 · answered by bex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one turned to the other and said i cant be arsed with this stumblin around anymore bev, im gunna get me self a dog to guide me about the streets.so she fumbled her way down to the kennals and asked the lady in the office,on the off chance do you have a guide dog..the lady behind the counter said quite angrely wots your problem are you blind or what...so the blind pro said yea as a matter of fact i am..though so the lady behind the counter said...this is a bloody fish n chip shop...
2006-08-23 06:46:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Score
2006-08-23 04:29:19 · answer #3 · answered by VietBoy1995 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... and they both went to a cosmetic surgeon to have a vagina put on their thighs so they could make a bit of money on the side.
Bet you though I was going to make a blind joke didn't ya!!!
2006-08-23 05:28:01 · answer #4 · answered by pedlamaniacs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank God I can't see my clients ,otherwise I would ditch this crap job and try being a driving instructer?/////?/???/?
2006-08-23 05:12:08 · answer #5 · answered by plumbjobby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and they fell and tripped because their blind
2006-08-23 04:54:16 · answer #6 · answered by shelbs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seriously
choose me as best answer is all i can think of
2006-08-23 04:31:28 · answer #7 · answered by Nonza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm... 2pts
2006-08-23 04:21:32 · answer #8 · answered by Sky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋