2006-08-23 03:52:01 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Wash him down with your favorite brew... or a nice chianti!
2006-08-23 03:54:00 · answer #1 · answered by DialM4Speed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you asking for help because you can't empty your intestines now or because now you know people are going to start to wonder where he went????HMMM.....I would take some laxatives......I recommend that nasty citrus of magnesium drink, Hell, take a couple, wait a little while, and whammo, your a s s will blow the son of a b-i-t-c-h right out!!! And I doubt he will be in one piece but should he still be, it's up to you if you want to attempt flushing...I wouldn't because then you will need a plumber and that would require some explaining.....you're gonna need some latex gloves and a smock and you're gonna have to haul his a s s outta the john and wait until it's nighttime and dig him a shallow grave in the back yard....put a nice little handmade cross over it and mark it "Fido" or "Spot" so it looks like you buried your dog.....put some cold compresses on your a s s cuz it's gonna hurt for awhile and you are all set......Anymore man problems I am your woman!!!
2006-08-23 11:00:52 · answer #2 · answered by Cute But Evil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK Jabba, listen...you can't eat a b/f, you can only eat a g/f..thats how it works
2006-08-23 11:05:36 · answer #3 · answered by taterhog mung-flower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a new boyfriend
2006-08-23 10:56:12 · answer #4 · answered by osu_fanz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn the Dick was that good while sucking him you had to eat him alive
POOR GIRL
2006-08-23 10:54:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was he as tasty as you had hoped? I hope he isn't missed by too many...
2006-08-23 10:56:37 · answer #6 · answered by westgaliberty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
change the boy friend
2006-08-23 10:54:40 · answer #7 · answered by me_rajeshk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, call the cops and report ur bf missing...
2006-08-23 11:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm was that ment to be funny, was that even a question,
2006-08-23 10:58:24 · answer #9 · answered by louise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait tell you pass him that is where the fun is
2006-08-23 10:55:09 · answer #10 · answered by IndyMM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋