Any funny limericks?

Question

Just bored so make my day, the best gets you know what!!!

Answer 1

There is a young man on Yahoo
Who's asking for answers from you
He needs a good rhyme
To help pass the time
2 points and a 'Best Answer' too?

K x

Answer 2

Clean limericks..hmm ok

There was a young man named Neil
Who rode high on a Ferris Wheel
When half way around
He looked at the ground
That cost him a $7 meal

There was a lady from Guam
Who said "My, the ocean looks calm"
She swam out on a lark
and encountered a shark
Let us now sing the 23rd Psalm

There once was a man named Paul
who was invited to a costume ball
He thought it would be fun
to dress up as a bun
and a dog ate him out in the hall

hope those helped..or at least killed a minute :)

Answer 3

There was an old women from healing
who struck a peculiar feeling
she lay on her back
and opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling

Answer 4

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!

Answer 5

A disgusting young man named Magill
Made his neighbors exceedingly ill
When they discovered his habits
involving white rabbits
and a duck with a flexible bill.

Answer 6

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Answer 7

There was an old woman in the hall,
Slapping a fish off the wall.
She battered its head
Until it was dead
That silly old woman in the hall.

Answer 8

there was a woman from zores
her **** was all full of sores
the dogs on the street
ate the green meat
that hung from the holes in her drawers

Answer 9

There was a young man called Dave who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said " I admit i'm a bit of a s.h.i.t. but think of the money i save."

Answer 10

There was a young man from Gotham,
Who took of his balls to wash them,
He's wife said Jack if you don't but them back,
I'll put them on the floor and squash them.