someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Daryl &
Gomer, were sent for.
Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl
said,
"Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said,
"Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought
Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said,
"Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said,
"No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said,
"Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes.
Every time we went to town, folks would say,
"Here comes Bubba with them two assholes".
2006-08-23 03:18:36 · 17 answers · asked by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute.. Thanks for the laugh, I'm at work and needed a reason to crack a smile, thanks !!!!!
2006-08-23 03:22:54 · answer #1 · answered by skipper 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how's that toilet brush?"
"Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."
2006-08-23 03:45:46 · answer #2 · answered by Grown Man 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
howdy! stop tellin dem thoughts bout my cousin Bubba! we are nonetheless rather shook up appropriate to the finished element. My sister Juanita is cryin so stressful she's chokin on her beer. we are gonna have a commmeemmeerative comimerotof cammommeratife, Oh crap ---- we are gonna undergo in thoughts him day after today on the funeral abode. You otta come. we are gonna have a woman jumpin out of a cake and each little thing! Oh yeah! unfastened beer too.
2016-10-02 10:53:40 · answer #3 · answered by puga 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I could see how some folks would think this funny. But most folks think I'm really just one big one.
2006-08-23 03:22:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL
in a related note. it sucks being a dick. your neighbour is an asshole, and your two best friends are nuts!
2006-08-24 04:07:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thank you soo ,, really its a nice one ..
new dream
my heart...
my heart shout with happiness...
the lover came back again...
yearning to her meeting..
the heart fly hapiness ,and so happy to meet her...
meeting the lover , while the great gladness inside me ..
great happiness , which all lovers wish it ..
the lover came back again ..
again now we have our new dream...
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yours
hazem
2006-08-24 00:49:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha. Can't believe you wasted 5 pts. for that, though.
2006-08-23 03:21:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Irony is funny,
2006-08-23 04:23:37 · answer #8 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only an a>s>s woulld answer this, which begs the question, why am I answering this?:-)
2006-08-23 14:34:42 · answer #9 · answered by Huguenot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that! 2pts for me
2006-08-23 03:21:30 · answer #10 · answered by dollbaby 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha. cute joke
2006-08-23 05:26:38 · answer #11 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋