not got a question just want random facts or summat funny please!!
2006-08-23 03:12:28 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
okkkkkkkkk!! random enough babe??
2006-08-23 09:38:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
In english we were all designing an MP3 player for death people, someone suggested subtitles! Then I thought something wasn't right, so I sugested that blind people should be given the subtitles! And I was like......
2006-08-23 03:15:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My uncle was fishing, his line got caught in the rocks so he had to dive down to get it free, some divers nearly harpooned as the water was murky and they thought he was a crocodile
2006-08-23 03:36:25 · answer #3 · answered by MissBehave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what was with the stalk answer?
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As for your question
In the papers today some TV news compnay got their tapes mixed up and during a report a porn video came on behind the news reader somewhere in europe yesterday...
Not sure what the report was on
2006-08-23 05:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mooooo I'm a Cow and I live in the country, MoooOOOO I'm a Cow.
The farmer he milks me a lactophiliac, he gets off on milking me. MoooOOOOO I'm a Cow.
2006-08-23 03:31:12 · answer #5 · answered by earthangel_ghost 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aubergines!
2006-08-23 03:15:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know, it takes two years for a stick of celery to grow, and to keep it straight they grow it in drainpipes!
My dad tells me it everytime we have celery, and now I feel I should share the wisdom.
2006-08-23 03:16:16 · answer #7 · answered by ME 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Captain Thunderpants!!!!!!
2006-08-23 03:58:13 · answer #8 · answered by woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-23 03:18:03 · answer #9 · answered by i LOVE you!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i see myself one day sitting on the toilet, while my grandkids ask ,me to tell them stories. We laugh and talk and have a good ole time, then I tell them to get the heck out, so I can wipe!
2006-08-23 03:38:55 · answer #10 · answered by rainbowdayof76 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres a breed of pig native to south africa that stands on two legs and talks
2006-08-23 03:20:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋