Any joke.
The voters will decide who will get the 10 points.
Thanks for trying...
2006-08-23 02:44:53 · 14 answers · asked by celia3018 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hmm
2006-08-25 22:04:06 · answer #1 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn Chinses in 5 mins
That's not right - Sum ting Wong
Are u harboring a fugitive - Hu Yu Haiding
See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man - Dum Fak
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Did u go to the beach - Wai Yo So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim
I thought u were on a diet - Wai Yu Munching
This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
Great - Fa kin Su Pah
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2006-08-23 03:18:15 · answer #2 · answered by tess 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a blonde cop that pulled over a blonde lady that had been speeding on the highway, the blonde cop walked up to the window and asked to see her license and registration. The blonde driver finds her registration but cannot find her license. So the blonde driver asks the blonde cop, "What does it look like?" The blonde cop replied, "It's kind of square and has a picture of you on it..." So the blonde driver fumbles around a little bit more in her car to find it... she finally came across a square compact, opened it and saw that it was her! She handed the compact to the blonde cop as her license, when the blonde cop opened it she said "Oh, I'm sorry ma'am... I didn't know you were a cop...!"
2006-08-23 02:47:36 · answer #3 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hickory Dickory Dock
Two Mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
and the other escaped with minor injuries
2006-08-23 02:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why do men snore when they sleep on there back?
Cuz, there b*lls cover there a$$holes and they vapor lock.
What do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she didn't listen the first 2 times.
Why was the tomatoe blushing?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
If your a fisherman and you made your own baits
and you were extremly good at it, would you be
considered a masterbaiter?
2006-08-23 02:50:28 · answer #5 · answered by desire4reallove 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursdays
at 7:30 to 8:30, Please use the back door.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use
large double doors at the side entrance.
2006-08-23 02:48:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
here is my joke (i made this up when i was in 2nd grade -- i'll admit i thought i was pretty clever at the time)
Q: Why didn't the oyster share it's pearl?
*dumroll please ... *durradurradurradurradurraduh!
A: Because it was SHELLFISH!
hahaha .. i'm a laugh RIOT
now you know you want to give me those 10 points ^_~
2006-08-23 02:52:08 · answer #7 · answered by Juicy.Couture 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
every time i go wee wee i start laughing at that thing i'm holding, boy what a joke.
2006-08-23 11:59:04 · answer #8 · answered by sheepherder 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My two year old made this one up:
KNock Knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza MudFace!!!!!
2006-08-23 02:47:56 · answer #9 · answered by DMBthatsme 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I made dinner last night and that was a joke.
2006-08-23 02:48:17 · answer #10 · answered by JeffE 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋