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I have to be at work at 9:15 a.m for my new job of shoveling out the elephant stalls..grueling work for a beautiful man i know...but i work up at 8:25 and it takes me 20 min to get there and plus making this question..I cannot be late for my first day..So here is the lowdown...I have not taken a shower in 3 days Ive been getting around it by covering up..But i wanted to shower today..So basically i caked my pits with my wife's secret deorderant..in an attempt to retard my man smells..Can I last for 8 hours on just a pitfull of secret dedorant?

2006-08-23 01:59:29 · 20 answers · asked by Italian Stallion 2 in Society & Culture Etiquette

20 answers

I have faith in you - I think you CAN do it.
That Secret is some pretty powerful stuff.
Let me know how that works out for you okay?

2006-08-23 02:03:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

eewww I feel sorry for your wifey. If I were her I would throw out that secret deodorant. Take a shower man, you can't cover up funk. Although, I think you'll fit in with the elephants!!!

2006-08-23 09:12:13 · answer #2 · answered by vanity 2 · 0 0

Thats gross...be late...take the darn shower. Save the rest of the world from the pollution and toxic smells that will be coming from your body from going 4 days with out a shower....LAZY!

2006-08-23 09:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by Tammy M 2 · 0 0

Secret is strong enough for a man but made for a woman. That answers the question - don't you watch TV?

2006-08-23 10:56:55 · answer #4 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0 0

Maybe you can get the elephants to spray you with water and then just scrub yourself down before you get home tonight.
You have to be resourceful these days.

2006-08-24 09:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by DEVIL 2 · 0 0

Dude,

Hope the damn elephant don't trample your butt because of your smell; the thing might go into a rampage.

2006-08-23 10:52:14 · answer #6 · answered by lusaisthebest 3 · 0 0

If you took the time you used to post this question you would have been able to get a shower!

2006-08-23 09:02:33 · answer #7 · answered by Seeking answers in Him 3 · 1 0

What is the question take a shower when you get home from WORK.

2006-08-25 08:39:18 · answer #8 · answered by Carol W 3 · 0 0

3 DAYS??? I think you'll be giving the elephant's dung a run for its money. FIND the time!

2006-08-23 09:28:40 · answer #9 · answered by melody71081 2 · 0 0

wow u found a job after dairy queen. makeing the big bucks now

2006-08-25 00:27:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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