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Mostly the things they said. We lived in Houston and when we would drive past Astroworld and the Astroneedle, she pronounced it asswold and assneenu. they did so many cute things that still warms my heart when I think of it.

2006-08-23 01:48:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I went to run an errand yesterday and as I was pullling out of the driveway I see my 2.5 yr old son at the door bare butt naked,LOL.
I grabbed my cell, hubby answered. Im like your son is buttnaked at the door and some of my neighbors were walking by and smiling and pointing at him

thats not the funniest cause my kids do funny things all the time!!

2006-08-23 13:42:04 · answer #2 · answered by wilowdreams 5 · 0 0

When my 1st son was 2 yrs old we took him to the fire station to see the trucks. A really nice fireman showed us around and then we went to the truck. He let my son see EVERYTHING on the outside and then let him sit in front and honk the horn, etc. Well, while he was sitting in the driver's seat, the fireman and I were standing right beside him and out of the blue he turned to me and said, " YOU FARTED MAMA!". I was so embarrassed because I hadn't farted or done anything else for that matter. The too kind fireman just kept talking to my husband, but I though I was going to die!!!

2006-08-23 10:33:43 · answer #3 · answered by Mom of 3 2 · 0 0

We had hardwood floors and my daughter was purposely clumsy until around age 3. When she was 2, she used to always say : "Oh, I got my boon sunna me!" We never knew what she was saying! Finally one day she fell down and said, "I got my bones under me, Mommy and my bones say 'ouch!'" She was referring to the fact she had a skeletal system.

Also, I gotta share: back in 1993 after the Clarence Thomas, Anita Hill hearings that engrossed the media with all their detail about sexual harrassment, my co-worker's 3 year daughter told on her big brother (5) who was pestering her. She said, "Mom, tell Kirk to quit hammer-assin' me!" Instead of harrassing.

2006-08-23 10:39:37 · answer #4 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0 0

Singing Knick Knack Knacky Knack Knicker Knacker Bore
Jumping from the bedhead onto my tummy while i was asleep
filling her potty with water (after a big job)

2006-08-23 08:47:01 · answer #5 · answered by blind_chameleon 5 · 0 0

When my nephew was 4, right after 9/11, he saw a man with a turbin on in the mall and yelled, "Daddy, A terrorist!!!"..pretty emabrrassing. Also, he informed me once that he coudlnt eat cheese because it make him constipated. SO cute!

2006-08-23 10:20:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not something that was done but what he said.
My 4 year old son was watching me cook dinner for his daddy and asked what I was putting in the dish I was making. I told him "Salt"
He responded "Mommy! Salt is bad for my heart!" He's a smart one.

2006-08-23 11:57:10 · answer #7 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 1 0

I don't have any children, but my 2 year old niece dances like a maniac every time she hears that crazy song Cotton Eye Joe!

2006-08-23 08:49:54 · answer #8 · answered by Doreen A 4 · 0 0

There are many - one memory. Our four year old had a chore of emptying the bathroom waste basket. One day, I came in to find the basket upside down and chained to the toilet (with a dog leash!) DS wanted to make sure he never had to do that chore again!

Our second born once said to me when he was 2 - Please leave the room. I'm going to do something I'm not allowed to do and I don't want you to see me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-23 08:49:25 · answer #9 · answered by cassandra 6 · 0 0

My son.., at 6 years old.., is standing at the refrigerator with the door opened and the gallon of milk in his hand ,drinking from it.
Well.., my wife sees this and chastises him for doing so..,
My son's response ..,is a quick simple..,
"Well Daddy does this"...,(oh dear)!

2006-08-23 08:51:18 · answer #10 · answered by bigbill4u 3 · 1 0

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