Is it true that a BAT is a RAT with Wings.....Does that make it an ANGEL MOUSE ????
2006-08-23 01:20:54 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes!! lolz..how in the world did u get sooo much of an intelligence! (ha! thx to my teachings..BABY has improved...u know....he's goin for all baby's universal competition the nxt mnth...hope he gets first frm the last ..huh !! :))
Actuall , it's a loooooooong story baby! Well, once these groups of rats saw a shining thing in the sky at night....then they went to a near pond and looked in...they saw the same thing! foolish creatures! they were so eager to have it.so one by one they jumped into the pond...and as ur cruel mind always guesses none ever returned frm it!! ha! no baby..they aren't fishing there! well, it's sad to say...they weren't anymore....so the souls of these poor creatures went to heaven..there they saw their goddess mother...and what else? there stands that shining thing right in front of them ..huge, round...shiny yellow thing...and what is it baby? na, it isn't a round cheese, ....then? na, it isn't upside down pineapple cake(always have dreams of eating ..u naughty one!!) well, it is our moon ! so, these souls prayed to their goddess abt their wish...well, the goddess was so kind that she granted their wish by giving this virtue to fly to all the rat species!! that's how they culd fly...well, over the centuries....bats went up and down the moon and they enjoyed a lot..but sum of them got real nasty!! wht did they do? They joined a new group of individuals called draculas!! Then they began to scare the whole world accompanying the draculas in their daily ';night mission' !! Well, the latest news is tht the goddess are really angry agains these flying mammals ....and that they are goin to cancel their virtual powers!! so..not long for u baby to see them!! do awake at night and say goodbye to them...anyways they are ur frnds! NA...they aren't angel mouses! (well, I know when u get hit by sumone on ur head u have visions of angel mouses flying arnd ur head....BEWARE:THEY ARE GHOSTS...don't go for any communication !!
and lolz...baby! how long has it been that u have started dreaming of a world conquest? why did I ask this? coz U know there are many anniversaries to celebrate!! maybe sumtime we may celebrate the 1st anniversary of ur world conquest dreams!! j/k lolz.......I know u wuld make it sumtime..say, how are the preparations goin'??? Need any help ? :)) Oh, na dear...I'm nat kidding ya....if u want any help don't come to me!!
One more.....
don't tat a rat with a cricket bat
coz bats ain't rats
and rats ain't bats....
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since u can't read anymore(?) I am gonna stop here!!
BEWARE PEOPLE...BABY IS BACK...WITH MORE TRICKS AND PLANS FOR EXECUTION...HE'S DANGEROUS!
HE'S PRESENT EVERYWHERE
IN THE PAST
IN THE FUTURE
AND
IN THE PRESENT
Also present wherever there's party and eatables too! beware!
2006-08-23 10:13:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, because:
1. A bat isn't a rat with wings. A bat isn't even a rodent.
2. Even if it were a rat with wings, it would be a RAT with wings, not a mouse.
3. Even if it were a mouse with wings, just because it has wings, it wouldn't be an angel. Otherwise owls, pteradons, mosquitoes and pigeons would be angels, too.
2006-08-23 01:55:01 · answer #2 · answered by B D 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No don't think you got the thing nailed down this time lil dude. A bat is something you hit a ball with and a rat is a rat no matter if it has wings or not.
2006-08-23 12:33:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no, since a rat and a mouse are far different from eachother. Especially for the tail.
2006-08-23 02:23:14 · answer #4 · answered by iam"A"godofsheep 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that makes it a freak kind of animal that always comes from dark caves at the middle of night,...
lol lol lol
angels got nothing to do with it ,,lol
so if I wake up one morning and I found that I have wings
does that mean that I transformed to an angel ??
2006-08-23 01:52:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
np Bat don't have feather Angel Wings have feather you know
2006-08-28 01:17:11 · answer #6 · answered by POWERBS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An angel mouse...hehehehe
I like that one!
2006-08-23 19:40:20 · answer #7 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no, a rat look different then a bat so a bat is a monster from hell
2006-08-23 01:24:08 · answer #8 · answered by VietBoy1995 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
YA...
But it is not make it an angel mouse...
It makes it a Bat...
-KarinQ-
2006-08-23 01:23:19 · answer #9 · answered by Kaihoshi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well thinkin of it the bat resembles the rat so mayb that true. eewww they both disgust me
2006-08-28 20:59:16 · answer #10 · answered by ▲▼ßððĝiз▼▲ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋