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come back to my place,, bouncy bouncy,
or you could fondle my buttocks..

2006-08-23 00:13:26 · answer #1 · answered by India 55 5 · 2 0

Stop taking LCD.. That will keep the Eels out of your HOOvercraft. I took a hovercraft across the channel a few years ago. That was a wicked-cool ride! :)

2006-08-23 05:48:50 · answer #2 · answered by Drewpie 5 · 0 1

Sorry, can't help you! The only thing my hovercraft is full of is beautiful women. If I ever get eels in mine, then I'll post an answer to you. For now, leave me alone so I can get back to my hovercraft!

2006-08-23 02:18:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Conjours up a lovely picture. In the UK a hoover is a vacuum cleaner!
Do you mean hovercraft!
Either way it's funny.
Round them up and put them back, sell them to a fishmonger. or cook them.
Beware if they're the electric variety. Or use them instead of a battery? Wire them up?!
Jellied eels anyone?

2006-08-23 00:18:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Quick! Get a movie made.

"Eels in a craft"........

"Hollywood" it up a little bit - say they're electric eels and get some stranded passengers....

2006-08-23 04:01:49 · answer #5 · answered by creviazuk 6 · 0 1

My hoovercraft is full of silverfish because the landlord won't get the leaking roof fixed.
You could try emptying the hoovercraft's bag.

2006-08-23 05:48:20 · answer #6 · answered by keefer 4 · 0 1

Take it to your local red light district and sell time in it at £50 for ten minutes. I guarantee there'll be a queue a mile long before you know it.

2006-08-23 04:24:18 · answer #7 · answered by Silver Fox 2 · 0 1

Cool! Cook or smoke them.
You will be able to find some good recipes on the net.

2006-08-23 00:22:04 · answer #8 · answered by Hi y´all ! 6 · 0 1

Visit your local tobacconist.

2006-08-23 00:51:27 · answer #9 · answered by rookethorne 6 · 2 0

I will not buy this record. It is scratched.

2006-08-23 07:17:16 · answer #10 · answered by Ironball 7 · 3 0

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