If you can't beat ILLEGAL ALIENS, should you join 'em?

Question

Since they're taking over the US(and some of them even brag about it), what are some creative ways that YOU would "roll with it"?
Here's some of mine:

1. Put wire rims, hydraulics, and a spoiler on your 4-door 2004 Crown Vic.
2. Get really good at yelling "GOOOOOAL!", then apply for a sportscaster job at Telemundo.
3. "A"s in high school chemistry+2-car garage=instant meth lab, baby! The "vatos" could use the competition- capitalism in action!
4. Approach hot young "chicas" and offer your services as an "anchor daddy". Of course, you already have a vasectomy....
5. Go shoplifting at Wal-mart early in the morning so YOU get to swipe the good stuff.
6. Learn Spanish so they can't pull that "no onnerstan" crap.
7. Open a factory making those little dashboard statues. Your friends who have lost their jobs to illegals will be glad to work cheap.
8. Demand that Yahoo has separate US versions of Answers in French, Portugese, Yiddish, and Swahili.

Answer 1

Good one dude.
I'm 48 years old today.My momma died when I was young,I went to work when I was 16.For the 32 years I've struggled,raised 3 boys,Been with the same woman all these years.
In all these years,I had food stamps twice and only for a short period of time like (4or5) weeks.
6 mounths ago,I got hit by a truck,now the right side of my brain dont fuction right.I eat,sleep,sh*t,and watch TV.
I'm SORRY this is so lenthy,so far I've been on this question far an hour.
I applied for disabilty and GOT TURNED DOWN !What the fu*k?
How many mexicans are getting help from the goverment that I put money into all my life?
Like I said, I watch TV all day. TOPPING the news is:
John Karr
Iran
Iraq
Lebanon
......ect.
What about this INVASION AT OUR SOUTHERN BOADER !
The mexicans get help,I get turned down.
....and justic for all.

Answer 2

1. Get a job working for snobby rich people who expect you to raise their kids and clean their house for cruddy wages and the threat of turning you in.

2. Have no say in the events of the community by not voting (ooops, 50% of Americans already do this one)

3. Amuse myself at the thought of American youths getting an "A" in HS chemistry.

4. Don't let on to anyone that you are bi-lingual so ignorant people of two languages reveal themselves.

5. Illegally immigrate to another country and share the love.

Answer 3

how bout this we make them learn redneck way instead here's some of my ideas....

make then drive a 89 f 250 with enough garbage in the back to close down the local dump area...

make them molest their daughters at a young age so when they grow up they will marry Black Men...

make them stick to a diet of pork and chili beans,,with a touch of chewing tobacco....

have them turn into ignorant meat heads and crush a beer can on there heads when the cowboys score a touch down....

Instead of making the Meth make then smoke an 8 ball daily like Rick from down the street...

what do you say bud is that worth 10.....?

Answer 4

Hell yeah I joined them along time ago.. It takes dedication. So don't even think about rolling unless you're hard core.

Answer 5

I didn't find this funny... What if it was the Chinese that were coming into this country? or people from African nations?

Should we put on traditional atire? Grow opium and make crack labs? Eat noodles and fried chicken?

At first you should think whether stereotypes are honestly true amongst the honest Latino population...

Answer 6

Good one ,lol, Thats what I say ,join them! It seems like if your white the government is against you anyway,If they love these forigners soo much,Im better off being one of em

Answer 7

You think those illegals that run meth labs got 'A's in chemistry?

I truly doubt it.

Answer 8

You almost got it right a little less attitude and you'll be there

Answer 9

how long did it take u to come up wit that?

Answer 10

Nope. I am not a criminal and don't want to be.