It's only about 8 hours old, and the local billiards store laughed and hung up on me thinking it was a prank call. I would prefer it not even being noticable, and perferably cheap. I need to get it cleaned within the next day or two so the owners of the house won't know what happened while I was taking care of it for them while they where on vacation. A related question, how do you tell a lady she was just a one night stand?
2006-08-22 23:40:27 · 13 answers · asked by pyro_ape_bobo 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
first call that lady back up and ask her to lick it off for you, then as she is doing this, tell her to never come back.
you just killed 2 birds with one stone.
2006-08-22 23:43:18 · answer #1 · answered by spyderman1212 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First off you need to use a cleaning agent with no bleach in it. Dab it on the with a clothe rag and use a old toothbrush to lightly scrub it clean. Let it air dry because if you use something like a hair dryer it could spot the part you are cleaning and that would be noticeable. Then use febreeze on the whole table to get rid of any smells. As for how to tell a lady it was a one time thing. First be gentle with her but be honest. Let her know that you are not looking for a serious relationship at this time in your life. I hope this helps. Good luck.
2006-08-22 23:48:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spill a soda on the stain and tell the home owners you will pay to have the pool table felt replaced.
2006-08-24 17:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soak it with a mild claener for a few mins. and rub out gently. Just tell her the game is over. Put the balls away. Should make her lick the stain off the table.
2006-08-22 23:45:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try Windex to clean the table.
To twll the lady she's a one night stand, send her the 8-ball.
2006-08-23 00:31:09 · answer #5 · answered by Rusty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let a dog lick it off... it's protein so safe...
Wash with detergent, then use a hair dryer to dry off the water stain...
2006-08-22 23:48:57 · answer #6 · answered by Wrobinhood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell the owners im sure they will understand
2006-08-22 23:46:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
use a ice cube too freeze it then carefully vacuum it.
as goes for the girl u should have told her that you believe in no commitment sex
2006-08-22 23:46:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh aren't you the big boy, ho ho.
2006-08-23 00:05:26 · answer #9 · answered by Dramafreak 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are a cad
2006-08-22 23:43:16 · answer #10 · answered by slick 50 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋