A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S A*SS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A*SS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST A*SS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS A*SS FOR $10
The bishop was buried the next day.
loooool i luv this one... dumb bishop
2006-08-22 23:01:27 · 5 answers · asked by Filo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Couldn't P*A*S*S This Up !
2006-08-22 23:08:53 · answer #1 · answered by gvaporcarb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny
2006-08-22 23:58:38 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I love this joke. I saw it a few weeks ago. LOL.
2006-08-24 11:07:00 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..funny..
2006-08-22 23:16:21 · answer #4 · answered by makubex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loooooooooooove it!!!!
2006-08-22 23:38:52 · answer #5 · answered by Jen J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋