What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why did God create alcohol?
So ugly people could have sex, too.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase
cars they have no intention of driving.
Why is it so hard to find men who are caring, kind, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes
2006-08-22 22:36:00 · 15 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...those jokes were funny...really made me laugh.....and nope no offense taken.....lol
2006-08-23 02:32:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stable one.....magnificent very humorous ..... enjoyed it .....gave me a stable snicker .....stable interest.....save up the stable ones "Blonde caller:“are you able to offer me the telephone selection for Jack?” Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you're speaking approximately” Blond Caller: “On website a million section 5, of the consumer instruction manual it for sure states that i'd desire to unplug the fax device from the AC wall socket and phone Jack in the previous cleansing. Now, are you able to offer me the selection for Jack?” blonde version of who desires to be a millionaire: quickest finger question: placed those Rocky video clips so as beginning with the earliest.....Rocky a million,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 those 2 blonde ladies drove to Disneyland.They observed an illustration that reported "Disneyland Left" so as that they went left and went returned residing house. they found 2 blonde ladies frozen to death of their motor vehicle at thechronic-in action picture theatre. They went to establish "Closed For The wintry climate". why cant blondes make kool-help they cant determine how they get 8 cups water interior the koolaid packet universal practitioner (using a stethoscope): "huge breaths." Blond: Yeth. and that i'm no longer even thickteen yet how did the blonde get sq. boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the container this blonde ladys pal grow to be fairly injured and had to bypass to the wellness center for scientific interest.So she finally have been given her to the emrgency.So the nurse on the er asked her why didnt she only cal "911"? The blonde lady reported"properly i couldnt locate the "11" button." 2 blondes are walking interior the woods while one spots tracks and says, "hiya look, bear tracks!" to which the different blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for variety of an hour. next morning, information headlines examine:2 blondes, killed by ability of prepare.
2016-11-05 10:44:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny facts though few i dis-agree, LOL - Keep rocking
2006-08-22 23:56:36 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TY I needed a laugh.
2006-08-22 22:46:41 · answer #4 · answered by Boliver Bumgut 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thnx for the laugh
2006-08-23 00:46:56 · answer #5 · answered by roxi_biloxi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard em but they're good
2006-08-22 22:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by Kira 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. You might add
"Why do farts smell?"
For the benefit of the deaf.
2006-08-22 23:00:12 · answer #7 · answered by galopin_1872 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i laughed...love the one about the men and dogs!
2006-08-22 22:40:01 · answer #8 · answered by momoftwo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All funny tx for the giggle.....
2006-08-22 22:43:25 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one... love it specially the last one
2006-08-22 22:38:59 · answer #10 · answered by PRINCEZZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋