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the seventh largest country in the world, California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized
as California's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United
States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally... scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual
marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the
American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known
as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at
least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to
safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being overtaken by
Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be
imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has
banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89
and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight
loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such
a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a
woman with her mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates
their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven
inches.
New federal law requires that all nailclippers,
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IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting
machine.
2006-08-22 20:55:23 · 17 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey man Cool Stuff!
Good Imagination!
Keep it up!
:)
2006-08-22 21:06:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anurag Bhatia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-22 21:01:45 · answer #2 · answered by magicboi37 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 10:42:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the President of US visits India, the only super power.
And Sangy means lengthy................
2006-08-22 21:02:41 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice u must have put in a LOT of effort into typing this
2006-08-22 21:00:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice to read.
some of these may come true who knows?
2006-08-22 21:08:50 · answer #6 · answered by cipotli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!
2006-08-22 20:58:18 · answer #7 · answered by c.grinnell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-08-22 21:17:53 · answer #8 · answered by Julies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man that was awesome!
2006-08-22 20:57:41 · answer #9 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow,honey..thats some imagination you possess..and funny as hell!
2006-08-22 21:43:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋