A retired sailor put on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sakes. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks " How am I doing ??
The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots. "
"Three knots ? " he asks, "What's that supposed to mean ??
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back !!!
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2006-08-22 20:52:50 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-22 21:41:25 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor sailor
2006-08-23 04:16:04 · answer #2 · answered by Julies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him some credit. 'He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age'. Haha. At least he tried.
2006-08-23 04:00:13 · answer #3 · answered by Stinkey S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she just got paid for doing nothing. poor sailor! :(
2006-08-23 04:00:27 · answer #4 · answered by Raisin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Shame, poor sailor! lol...
2006-08-23 03:56:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-28 22:58:01 · answer #6 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny i cant sop laughing
2006-08-23 04:32:53 · answer #7 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt even make me smile
2006-08-28 15:40:18 · answer #8 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol how funny
2006-08-29 03:57:30 · answer #9 · answered by ▲▼ßððĝiз▼▲ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad.
2006-08-28 23:42:52 · answer #10 · answered by allstarcharles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋