A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs Some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad
things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of Her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription"
2006-08-22 20:51:06 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my joke of the day. thank you.
2006-08-28 07:03:38 · answer #1 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHahahahahahahahahaha......
2006-08-23 09:08:14 · answer #2 · answered by Ford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2006-08-23 03:53:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-08-27 16:01:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-08-23 04:02:50 · answer #5 · answered by Stinkey S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-08-23 03:55:38 · answer #6 · answered by Raisin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!! Made me laugh!! :)
2006-08-23 03:54:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty funny!!!!!!!!
2006-08-28 23:13:09 · answer #8 · answered by cheeks3192 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tht was awsome
2006-08-23 09:47:11 · answer #9 · answered by priya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh!! LOL. LOL.
2006-08-23 04:42:17 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋