At a press conference today, Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Democratic
> Presidential nominee John Kerry, announced she's going to be blazing
> the campaign trail with her husband from now to election day.
>
> "To prepare myself," she said, "I have shaved off all my pubic hair.
> From now until the election, I shall sit on the stage with John, and
> may occasionally flash my legs apart without wearing any panties.
> This will send a strong message to America."
>
> "Just what is that message, Mrs. Kerry?" gasped astonished reporters
> at the news of this rather startling announcement.
>
> To which Teresa replied, "READ MY LIPS, NO MORE BUSH!"
2006-08-22 20:49:15 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OHMYGAWD! I LOVE IT.
2006-08-23 04:51:57 · answer #1 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 15:42:29 · answer #2 · answered by cordell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 - very good. (Irish jokes in Ireland are known as Kerry jokes - but this is a new direction - or just erection if you prefer).
2006-08-22 21:02:37 · answer #3 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. Ah, Sangy, You are Sooo Badd!! LOL.
Have a great, great day!
2006-08-22 21:46:15 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Cute! HAHAHA
2006-08-28 05:13:15 · answer #5 · answered by Jen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good♥
2006-08-28 08:29:42 · answer #6 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Excellent!!! 10 out of 10!!! Very, Very excellent!! lol....tears of laughter!
2006-08-22 21:09:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-27 11:33:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-08-22 20:55:30 · answer #9 · answered by Julies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha hah ha ha h
2006-08-22 20:51:54 · answer #10 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋