Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...
he he he
2006-08-22 20:24:50 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
one more...
Q: Why do dogs make such poor gamblers?
A: When they get a good hand at poker, they wag their tails.
muahahahahahahahahaha
2006-08-22 20:27:05 · update #1
oh my poor poor snaky!! u r gonna kill it baby? I'll send a rat troop against you hah! u evil one !!
lolz..♥§♥ 10/10
2006-08-23 10:21:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good.
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2006-08-24 17:32:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha An alcoholic Snake
2006-08-22 20:27:25 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Snake joke funny LOL, Dog one not so much♥
2006-08-28 08:27:13 · answer #4 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would a snake in re-hab see purple people?
2006-08-23 02:12:32 · answer #5 · answered by Ford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was brilliant!! I loved it! That snake brought worms for more beer....ha ha ha ha ha! lol....
2006-08-22 21:23:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha........... I didn't notice that babies can give such funny jokes. Yeah, the comment is for the first one. Second: It was off the hoke.
2006-08-22 20:36:27 · answer #7 · answered by ErC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C what you've done to the snake and now we need to take it to the rehab.....funny one
2006-08-22 22:13:04 · answer #8 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to be honest I didn't find the funny at all
but I didn't like the snake one alittle
i believe giving alcohol to animals is a form
of cruelity to animals
2006-08-22 20:29:13 · answer #9 · answered by Yelsha!!! 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahahah...
I did not know that babies can give such good & funny jokes.
Yeah, the comment is for the first one. Second: woh!
2006-08-22 20:32:30 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋