A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun
and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey!
Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you
didn’t pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I’m a
PANDA!
Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary
and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by
distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
2006-08-22 20:17:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In Oz, a Koala Eats roots and leaves...
2006-08-22 20:25:57 · answer #1 · answered by JustAskMe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Panda mating fails;Veterinarian takes over.
2006-08-23 03:21:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic funny, LOL
2006-08-23 03:28:21 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-huh.
2006-08-23 03:28:32 · answer #4 · answered by LAVELLE! :] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL..roflmao..thx cheers^^
2006-08-23 03:21:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...yea
nice 1
2006-08-23 03:26:34 · answer #6 · answered by ky11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o i have heard this one .it jus makes u smile .its not really a laugh
2006-08-23 03:21:11 · answer #7 · answered by damn u guys 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-08-23 03:32:36 · answer #8 · answered by Raisin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-08-23 03:24:51 · answer #9 · answered by yes_free_again 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know what to tell.
2006-08-23 03:21:53 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋