Rebecca, a recently-widowed middle-aged Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida.
She looked up and noticed that an elderly but handsome gentleman had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby, and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied.
"Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes, I live over in Titusville," he answered, continuing to read.
Rebecca persisted. "Do you like pussy cats?"
With that, he threw down his book, jumped off his blanket and onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits, and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Rebecca gasped, and asked the man, "How did you know that was exactly what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did YOU know my name was Katz??????
2006-08-22 20:10:48 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
Good and Funny!
2006-08-22 20:15:48 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 pts
2006-08-28 17:16:36 · answer #2 · answered by maes_quest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay. was that to share the joke or to ask my for people's opinion???
2006-08-22 20:13:57 · answer #3 · answered by LAVELLE! :] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ok 5/10
2006-08-27 08:59:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Work on your delivery.
2006-08-28 16:38:27 · answer #5 · answered by allstarcharles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was kinda funny
2006-08-27 10:36:10 · answer #6 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but not that funy.
2006-08-22 20:15:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha..funny..:)
2006-08-22 20:16:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-22 21:59:24 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
2006-08-22 20:25:25 · answer #10 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋