At a rape trial the young victim was asked by the D.A. What
The defendant said before the alleged assault. Too embarrassed to answer aloud, the victim asked. If she could write out the answer. After reading the note, The judge instructed the jury foreman to read it and Pass it among the rest of the jurors.
One juror, who had "dozed" off, was nudged by the woman juror
Sitting next to him. He took the note from her and read,
"I'm going to screw you like you've never been screwed before."
The juror smiled at the woman and slipped the note in his pocket.
"Will juror number 12 please pass the note to me!" Ordered the judge.
"I can't, Your Honor," the juror answered. "It's personal."
2006-08-22 20:10:02 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thumbs^up once again my friend for this good and funny joke. That one person who is just me who else is kind of a non humored type person. But maybe she just has some kind of back up of the bowel or something. lol just kidding little girl.
2006-08-23 12:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-08-22 20:24:51 · answer #2 · answered by roxi_biloxi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
seems the choose's case has greater flaws and reasons than Amanda Knox's case. whilst the choose is making his judgements in accordance with supposition and opinion, and in the face of loss of information, you will possibly desire to question his reasons. the certainty that he bungled the case thoroughly via unsuitable coping with of information and investigative concepts additionally weighs poorly on his judgements. He has greater purpose to attempt and save face than Amanda Knox had to homicide her roommate. To think that Amanda Knox without criminal history or journey might have murdered her roommate, leaving no information, sticking around to brag and be puzzled by skill of police is greater the stuff of a fiction novel. a criminal offense dedicated by skill of a mastermind sociopathic criminal which contain Professor Moriarty.
2016-10-02 10:40:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lawyer who pocketed the note was being thick in the head.
2006-08-22 20:52:28 · answer #4 · answered by Stinkey S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh now! don't worry...only sum people have humor sense..and yet only rarely do people have the ability to make others laugh! U r indeed the magician of jokes...say what? I give it a ..umm...10/12 lol !
2006-08-24 10:06:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. 10. That's a great joke.
Criticism will only make you a better person, if you will let it. (Smile).
Have a great day!
2006-08-22 22:02:46 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao Pd....thx for tht strike.
2006-08-22 21:52:57 · answer #7 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz...oh dear .... now thats a humorous warning for all the sleep lovers ...
2006-08-27 04:31:45 · answer #8 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!
2006-08-22 20:12:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LmaO..funny..:)
2006-08-22 20:14:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋